I do not have a link for this, as my boyfriend and I found this at a TJMAxx in real life, but I think it's pretty worthy of taking it's place among the other crap here.
Let me break this down for you.
What we've got here is a LEOPARD PRINT MONKEY wearing a TRANSLUCENT RED BELLY DANCER'S COSTUME.
Could you Madlib a better product?
Around this past Christmas it retailed for $40.