I flew back home from Orlando today and had a good gander in the Skymall mag. It never fails to provide.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102876212&c= Not for the faint of heart, this gray-toned Zombie of Montclaire Moors statue features the most zombie-like eyes you've ever seen. Captured in meticulous detail in quality designer resin, this zombie garden statue brings the flesh-hungry undead to your daffodil bed!
I'm all for getting your housewares at Halloween but this is just... yeah. Except no.