Somebody posts their book for sale on a flash drive to
english_majors. This is wrong for two reasons. One, that community is emphatically not a sales comm. Two, it's an e-book on a flash drive embedded in a tiny little dildo, in your choice of colors.
Sauce and
really pretentious sauce, explaining why exactly this, er, sticks it to traditional notions of the book and even the e-book, etc.
Still, at least it isn't The Vagina Monologues inside a tiny little vulva... but please, nobody go hop on Facebook and suggest that to Eve Ensler, okay?