For those of you who REALLY want people to keep away...

[demonchild464]

I was on vampfangs.com today and found this (sorry I couldn't post the image directly to here. they're copyrighted >.http://www.vampfangs.com/Goosh-Pants-p/goosh.htmRead more... )

Comments

[schonste]

step one: wear pants

step two: order, and then proceed to eat, one large domino's pizza

step three: wait

step four: let gushing greasy shit come forth. voila

though that pizza might have cost you $10

[hobokitten]

Even better.
Order a grande Taco Casa burrio with extra hot sauce. You'll have those pants in no tome.

[schonste]

Oh god, you don't want to shit BLOOD, that will ruin the style!!

[pearparfait]

I bet there's a fetish market for a homemade version.