Hello, Elaine Benes? Your dress from "Seinfeld" called.....

[soulpaintedstar]

Comments

[the_reda]

I don't mind the dress. It is the tights/shoes combination that they CHOSE to go with it that makes my eyes water.

[wings_unfurling]

1 ~ That dress is doing her hips / ass no favors.

2 ~ Those shoes are doing her ankles no favors.

3 ~ Those tights are blinding and don't even really match.

4 ~ Could there be any more mismatched fabrics for the patchwork? Ye gods!

BLEAH!!!!!

[wings_unfurling]

PS ~ the 80s called and demanded that second picture be burnt so no proof of that shit exists. Because nothing that shiny needs to be on anyone over a size 0.

*gouges eyes out*

[ornithoptercat]

Yeah. The pink is WAY worse than the purple, probably because it's a lighter color and on a heavier model.

I can't believe a plus size store is carrying those things; are they TRYING to make us look bad?

[wings_unfurling]

Plus size DOES NOT EQUAL making the same crap skinny chicks wear in bigger sizes.

I think they're trying to shame us into weight loss or something with that stuff. UGH.

(Though I'd totally buy a purse if it was the same color as the purple leggings.)

[heatherface]

I knew it'd be from Torrid. The shoes are cute, the tights are awesome (I have a pair like that, ha), the dress is just ugly. That baggy bit in the back just makes it look like she has a fat back. I think I'd like the pattern if it was all floral.

[layiliyal]

I want to do dirty things to the first model. Yes, with the tights and shoes on.

[destination713]

What, like dump mud oh her to cover that horrific outfit? :)

Or just so that she'd take it off?

[rocza]

First model has a smokin bod... and that's not a phrase I use very often.

[birdcaged]

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