virgin or god?
apparently. lots of people are sex gods. www.quizfarm.com people, How Are You in Bed?
--and please, answer honestly. if you're not a god, don't try to take the glory from us people who actually spent the time and burned the calories to be the moaning kinkers that we are.
VIRGINS ~ this is not a bad thing to be. virgins are blessed in the world, and its YOU people who have the potential to carry the next Messiah! so, don't think that sex is cool. STAYING SOBER AND UN-KNOCKED UP, THATS WHERE THE FUN IS AT, BABY!
ROMANTICS ~ you and orlando bloom belong together. Paris (from Troy) was the ultimate romantic, always caring and loving of the other person, putting them before himself. we need more of you people in the world. its you who show us the devotion we need to live our life. please, stay romantic, and be proud. its the beautiful
SLAVES TO BDSM ~ its you who are going to make the pornos of tomorrow, and you are truely the causes of leather costume sales to rocket through the roof. your sadistic, masochistic, and creative minds are the mysterious corners and the dark alleys that seductively draw all our virgins into the depths, and your screams and moans for more and more give those howling wolves a run for their money. true art comes from the darkness, and you my dears, are the rulers of the night.
SEX GODS/GODDESSES ~ contrary to normal belief THIS IS NOT A COOL THING TO BE. stay virgins. peace, dudes. stay outta those thongs, hokay? however, once you're married to your own little girl and boy-toys, this is your goal. to be the one on top. to make your partner scream for more... harder harder! HARDER! you will have reached the ultmate state of beauty once you get to this point. eventually you'll see yourself in this situation: riding a guy while skillfully swigging a bottle of Chardonnay and holding a cigarette, minding the ashes so they don't fall on your guy's naked dick.
------LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL! w/e you are.. its cool.
--and please, answer honestly. if you're not a god, don't try to take the glory from us people who actually spent the time and burned the calories to be the moaning kinkers that we are.
VIRGINS ~ this is not a bad thing to be. virgins are blessed in the world, and its YOU people who have the potential to carry the next Messiah! so, don't think that sex is cool. STAYING SOBER AND UN-KNOCKED UP, THATS WHERE THE FUN IS AT, BABY!
ROMANTICS ~ you and orlando bloom belong together. Paris (from Troy) was the ultimate romantic, always caring and loving of the other person, putting them before himself. we need more of you people in the world. its you who show us the devotion we need to live our life. please, stay romantic, and be proud. its the beautiful
SLAVES TO BDSM ~ its you who are going to make the pornos of tomorrow, and you are truely the causes of leather costume sales to rocket through the roof. your sadistic, masochistic, and creative minds are the mysterious corners and the dark alleys that seductively draw all our virgins into the depths, and your screams and moans for more and more give those howling wolves a run for their money. true art comes from the darkness, and you my dears, are the rulers of the night.
SEX GODS/GODDESSES ~ contrary to normal belief THIS IS NOT A COOL THING TO BE. stay virgins. peace, dudes. stay outta those thongs, hokay? however, once you're married to your own little girl and boy-toys, this is your goal. to be the one on top. to make your partner scream for more... harder harder! HARDER! you will have reached the ultmate state of beauty once you get to this point. eventually you'll see yourself in this situation: riding a guy while skillfully swigging a bottle of Chardonnay and holding a cigarette, minding the ashes so they don't fall on your guy's naked dick.
------LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL! w/e you are.. its cool.