Sorry for the wait!
But it's coz I've sorted your
written challenges.
Starting from today the one to one battle with me (ore-sama)
has begun!!
This time
the amount is so big!
I'll d*e!
My eyesight
will deteriorate.
Idiots!!
For sure I'll be considerably
Selective
about what I read.
Then, let's start!!
Q: I have Yankee Kata Omoi chuu's choreography lesson (the second part) on my mind that I can only sleep 8 hours per night.
A: No, you're sleeping, aren't you?!
It's obvious you want to be tsukkomi-ed
You
look like a horse
who's got a carrot suspended in front of it
and is gasping like an idiot
Q: I'm sleepy. If I sleep, will I see you in my dreams?
A: As long as you pay me
a performance fee
whatever the amount is...
Q: I'm at a loss with job hunting.
How can I find something I'd like to do...?
A: You can't force yourself to find it.
You might find it eventually
when you're zoning out,
maybe you'll get a job somehwere and you'll figure it out
Live comfortably without being in a hurry.
Q: Since it's from Ueda-kun, I'll gladly accept the -computer- virus. Thank you.
A: You're a naive kid!
There's no way I can send it!
If that were to be the case,
I should be hiring a normal
chubby old hacker
Q: I have some savings. Will you marry me?
A: Don't need that.
My money is enough.
Use it as you wish (guess their own savings)
Q: What do you think of a woman who's already in her twenties and add "chan" to their pen names? It's bad, isn't it?
A: I'm in my thirties already
But there are people who use things like "ore-sama", so
It's fine
Q: I want to become Ueda-kun's younger sister!!!
A: An official younger sister?
Is it okay?
But
For that purpose,
You should have a fair raise of your status
From a normal soldier
But I can't do that.
Good luck.
That's it for today!!
See ya!