- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL.164

Jul 04, 2021 00:39

Sorry for the wait!

But it's coz I've sorted your
written challenges.

Starting from today the one to one battle with me (ore-sama)
has begun!!

This time
the amount is so big!

I'll d*e!

My eyesight
will deteriorate.

Idiots!!

For sure I'll be considerably
Selective
about what I read.

Then, let's start!!

Q: I have Yankee Kata Omoi chuu's choreography lesson (the second part) on my mind that I can only sleep 8 hours per night.
A: No, you're sleeping, aren't you?!

It's obvious you want to be tsukkomi-ed
You
look like a horse
who's got a carrot suspended in front of it
and is gasping like an idiot

Q: I'm sleepy. If I sleep, will I see you in my dreams?
A: As long as you pay me
a performance fee
whatever the amount is...

Q: I'm at a loss with job hunting.
How can I find something I'd like to do...?
A: You can't force yourself to find it.
You might find it eventually
when you're zoning out,
maybe you'll get a job somehwere and you'll figure it out
Live comfortably without being in a hurry.

Q: Since it's from Ueda-kun, I'll gladly accept the -computer- virus. Thank you.
A: You're a naive kid!
There's no way I can send it!

If that were to be the case,
I should be hiring a normal
chubby old hacker

Q: I have some savings. Will you marry me?
A: Don't need that.
My money is enough.
Use it as you wish (guess their own savings)

Q: What do you think of a woman who's already in her twenties and add "chan" to their pen names? It's bad, isn't it?
A: I'm in my thirties already
But there are people who use things like "ore-sama", so
It's fine

Q: I want to become Ueda-kun's younger sister!!!
A: An official younger sister?

Is it okay?
But
For that purpose,
You should have a fair raise of your status
From a normal soldier
But I can't do that.

Good luck.

That's it for today!!
See ya!
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