I decided to make a pictorial story from last night
The night started off with a friendly bet between Matt (L) and Josh (R)
Whoever had the better score in a one frame bowl-off won the heart of Ashley
The game started off well with Josh using his power swing in an attempt to woo the lady
Then Matt strutted his way up to the lane saying "Watch this one Ashley" with a smirk.
His suave words seemed to hit a soft spot with the young beauty
Matt proceeded to effortlessly toss the ball down the lane and infact beat Josh's score.
This angered Josh and a fight quickly broke out between the two players.
Matt put up a great fight but in the end was no match for the strength of the pregnant Josh
Josh then went to claim his prize but Ashley wanted no part of the destructive behavior demonstrated.
So I quickly destracted Josh with something he's been swooning over for quite some time now
And then in the befuddlement, I rescued the girl and ran off in to the night
The End.