Becoming a successful developer

Aug 25, 2016 13:01

  1. Create a ticket in Chrome's bugtracker asking for a vertical tab list
  2. Wait 2 years for developers to reply
  3. Have a nice day seeing a "wontfix" (because fuck you that's why) in your mailbox one day
  4. Start writing a Chrome App browser that uses in a nice handy vertical tree tab GUI
  5. (Google breaks "Back" button)
  6. Get a nice message from your RSS feed that Google decided to get rid of Chrome Apps (because fuck you that's why)
  7. (After 3 years of doing nothing Google lowers priority on a feature request that asks to stop script instead of killing a page if it hanged)
  8. ???????
  9. PROFIT!
I'm unsure if I should port the code to Electron. Google may buy Github and close Electron project. Because fuck you that's why, y'know.

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