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ok so the last post was Nov. 16... fuck its been a long time since i've been on this thing... nothing new... just a couple of saying for u guys...
:If life hands you lemons make lemonade... then find someone whos life is giving them vodka and have a party...
:If the girls at Hooters' shorts get any shorter the FDA is gonna make them start wearing hair nets...
:Anyone who wants to wear a thong, should have to go through an application process...
:What job would u be doing if you didn't graduate high school? I'd be shooting chickens out of a cannon to test the durability of windshields on airplanes...
:Britney Spears should be one of baskin robbins 31 flavors... Two Scoops...
:I believe I'll have a scotch... o wait i got one...
:Sometimes u gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment...
:The way to mans heart is not through his stomach... it's a little further south than that...
:Guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early do...
:I believe that time in a bottle refers to the amount of beer u can drink before last call...
Thats all for now...
:If life hands you lemons make lemonade... then find someone whos life is giving them vodka and have a party...
:If the girls at Hooters' shorts get any shorter the FDA is gonna make them start wearing hair nets...
:Anyone who wants to wear a thong, should have to go through an application process...
:What job would u be doing if you didn't graduate high school? I'd be shooting chickens out of a cannon to test the durability of windshields on airplanes...
:Britney Spears should be one of baskin robbins 31 flavors... Two Scoops...
:I believe I'll have a scotch... o wait i got one...
:Sometimes u gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment...
:The way to mans heart is not through his stomach... it's a little further south than that...
:Guns don't kill people... husbands that come home early do...
:I believe that time in a bottle refers to the amount of beer u can drink before last call...
Thats all for now...