My Fault
I was driving home tonight and thought of something funny that I ought to post.
As I approached my house on Fountain View, the cars were slowing down. Those of you that have driven down there may recall there is a bump in the road outside my house. (Apparently it's a fault. I think it might be the notorious Eureka Heights Fault.)
I thought people were being pussies, but as I got nearer it became apparent that the bump had grown in size. It's now a good six inches high.
Cars keep coming down and launching into flight. Everyone's going outside to watch them. It's been very good for the neighbourhood. Maybe not such a la-di-da attraction like a sink hole, but entertaining nonetheless.
Lexuses have the best suspension. Enrique has been recording it, he's going to put it on YouTube. We have seen many sparks. Someone put a large cone in the road, but people still don't slow down. I called the City 4 hours ago and they still haven't come out to look at it.
Now, what was my point?
Oh yes. I like my women like my rum.
Dark and spicy.
Neat.
With Coke.
Or slyddur's favourite: coconut flavoured sporting a picture of Admiral Nelson.
As I approached my house on Fountain View, the cars were slowing down. Those of you that have driven down there may recall there is a bump in the road outside my house. (Apparently it's a fault. I think it might be the notorious Eureka Heights Fault.)
I thought people were being pussies, but as I got nearer it became apparent that the bump had grown in size. It's now a good six inches high.
Cars keep coming down and launching into flight. Everyone's going outside to watch them. It's been very good for the neighbourhood. Maybe not such a la-di-da attraction like a sink hole, but entertaining nonetheless.
Lexuses have the best suspension. Enrique has been recording it, he's going to put it on YouTube. We have seen many sparks. Someone put a large cone in the road, but people still don't slow down. I called the City 4 hours ago and they still haven't come out to look at it.
Now, what was my point?
Oh yes. I like my women like my rum.
Dark and spicy.
Neat.
With Coke.
Or slyddur's favourite: coconut flavoured sporting a picture of Admiral Nelson.