Jun 02, 2009 02:18
Playing in a poker tournament recently I caught the last part of a discussion two guys were having. One guy told the other, "It wouldn't matter to me if they were green or purple." Really? I don't believe that. He might not care if "they" were white, black, brown , red or yellow but purple or green I don't think so.
I never saw a purple skinned person (not counting a very bruised person) or a green skinned person (not counting a very mad Bruce Banner) so I'm guessing I might do a double take. I don't think it makes me a racist. I would be, I guess, curious how they got that color. Were Smurfs responsible for purple or green skinned people? Did Smurfs mate with Native Americans or Asians?
Wouldn't it be crazy if our skin was like a mood ring? Depending on your mood you could be one of 14 different colors.
Black - Stressed, Nervous
Red - Passionate, Angry, Energized, Adventurous
Yellow - Mental Strain
Green - Healing, Love, Calm
Blue - Relaxed, Happy
White - Frustrated, Bored
Pink - Fear
Purple - Sensuality
Orange - State of Wanting
Gray - Very Nervous
Amber - Anxious, Uncertain
Teal - Calm, Relaxed
Indigo or Violet - Happy, Romantic, Passionate
Brown - Restless
It would give a new meaning of feeling blue, and I wouldn't mind being purple or green. Wouldn't that be cool or are you too pink?
Another cool thing would involve tans. You know how people tan in the summer to get darker? What if when you sat in the sun during the winter you would get lighter? I could get as dark as I wanted during my summer tanning then go back to my original color during my winter tanning. Just think of the possibilities. Instead of people pointing at Michael Jackson and wondering what happened to his skin they would now say, " Damn, Michael has a nice winter tan going on."
That's it my article is over so color me gone.
bullshit,
humor