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So there are these two college grad's, Aleesha and Deb. And they decide that they've lived quite a life of sin and to make it right, they decided to join a nunnery. So they go to school to learn how to be a nun, and when the day finally comes that they are to be accepted into the convent they line up behind two other girls and anxiously wait to be initiated into their new life. The mother superior calles the first girl up and says to her "Now, before you can become a nun, i have one question for you...have you ever touched a mans penis" and the girl says, rather sheepishly, "well...when I was about five, my finger accidentally touched a little boys penis". Upon hearing this the mother superior flipped right out. She screamed at the girl, "Dip that finger into this holy water now you scurge of the earth". Then she called the second girl up and again said "Now, before you can become a nun, I have one question for you...have you ever touched a mans penis?" to which the girl replied "Well...when I was in high school I put my hand on my boyfriends penis" And again, the mother superior flips right out and screams at the girl "Dip that hand in holy water you disgusting foul little beast!" So by this pointh Aleesha and Deb are pretty nervous. Aleesha gets called up and the mother superior again says "Now, before you can become anun, I have one question for you, Have you ever touched a mans penis" Aleesha opens her mouth to speak and Deb runs up and throws her hand over Aleesha's mouth to keep her silent. The mother superior is shocked at this and tell's Deb to step back. She does, and the mother superior asks why she did that. Deb looks up at her and says "I'll be damned if i'm gargling that water after she's put her ass in it."
