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Сегодня прислали русскоязычный вариант любимого старого англоязычного анекдота:
Передача на радио. Позвонившим предлагают назвать слово, которого нет в
словаре, но которое в предложении может иметь смысл.
Итак, звонок.
Ведущий: здрасьте, вы кто?
- Я Дэйв.
- Ваше слово?
- Шолб. По буквам: Ш-О-Л-Б.
- Такого слова в словаре нет. У вас все шансы выиграть путевку. Теперь
скажите осмысленное предлложение с этим словом.
- Шолб ты на хуй!
Телефонный звонок моментально обрывают. Далее передача продолжается,
проходит несколько неудачных разговоров со звонящими. И вот очередной
звонок.
Ведущий: Алло. Как вас зовут?
- Джефф.
- Ваше слово?
- Эцново. Э-Ц-Н-О-В-О.
- Да, странное слово, в словаре нет. А предложение целиком?
- Эцново я. Шолб ты на хуй!!
Оригинал:
Smee & Goan
A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), was running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any
English dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that
would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.
The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.
DJ:Dave, what's your word?
Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yourself!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there
is no place for that sort of language on a family show.
After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Jeff.
DJ:Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary.
Now the next question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you
use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!
Передача на радио. Позвонившим предлагают назвать слово, которого нет в
словаре, но которое в предложении может иметь смысл.
Итак, звонок.
Ведущий: здрасьте, вы кто?
- Я Дэйв.
- Ваше слово?
- Шолб. По буквам: Ш-О-Л-Б.
- Такого слова в словаре нет. У вас все шансы выиграть путевку. Теперь
скажите осмысленное предлложение с этим словом.
- Шолб ты на хуй!
Телефонный звонок моментально обрывают. Далее передача продолжается,
проходит несколько неудачных разговоров со звонящими. И вот очередной
звонок.
Ведущий: Алло. Как вас зовут?
- Джефф.
- Ваше слово?
- Эцново. Э-Ц-Н-О-В-О.
- Да, странное слово, в словаре нет. А предложение целиком?
- Эцново я. Шолб ты на хуй!!
Оригинал:
Smee & Goan
A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), was running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any
English dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that
would make logical sense.
The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.
The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.
DJ:Dave, what's your word?
Caller: Goan, spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next
question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in
that would make logical sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yourself!
At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there
is no place for that sort of language on a family show.
After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, my name's Jeff.
DJ:Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: Smee, spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee
is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary.
Now the next question, for a trip to Bali, is, what sentence can you
use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!