Actual LOL....
So I was introduced to this wonderful stanza of pornographic poetry by my dear davidology but it wasn't to my standard. As a complete and total Raven obsessor, I demanded correct rhyme scheme and structure. So here it is pefectly rearranged :)
Once upon a midnight dreary; while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot XXX galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly popped a warning remark;
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
...quoth the server, 404.
Once upon a midnight dreary; while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot XXX galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly popped a warning remark;
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
...quoth the server, 404.