Birthday Party
Characters: All three Sasukes, Innocent!Ino, Obito
Setting: Naruto/Sasuke's house in the Uchiha District.
Summary: Ino knows it's IC!Sasuke's birthday and plans a party.
Notes: Uncut. Comments left in. (6:30am) They help make sense to parts as well.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke walked into the house and thought, "What the fuck?"
Ino: Ino was whistling merrily as she finished up the the overdone sparkly party shit. Hey. The guy at the store said she'd need ALL of it. "Nabisco~!"
Perv!Sasuke: ( so where does the party take place? pervy's house? )
Ino: ((No, Sasu and Naruke's house. =3))
Perv!Sasuke: ( *wonders how her muse will get there* )
Nerd!Sasuke: (( I don't know why Nerdy would end up there. He and Ukon had a fight about Pervy last night anyway. ))
Perv!Sasuke: ( Em told me x_x;;;;; )
IC!Sasuke: ((it's uchiha district :D ))
IC!Sasuke: ((it .. calls to uchihas...))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( XD ))
IC!Sasuke: ((I KNOW!))
Ino: ((And... Ino put up some signs about free pie and ice cream. *shrugs*))
IC!Sasuke: ((nerdy could be pissed about the fight and be pscyho stalking pervy and pervy could be looking for sasuke.. and bam!))
IC!Sasuke: ((*nods* i rock))
Ino: ((Methinks literally. The 'bam!' part, that is. XD))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Actually...he likes ice cream. ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( He'd go for the free ice cream to cheer himself up. u_u ))
Perv!Sasuke: ( follow the smell of ice cream then O: )
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Ok :D ))
IC!Sasuke: ((and obito's just crazy.. he wants pie))
Ino: ((HAHA I PWN XD ))
Obito has left the room.
IC!Sasuke: ((or he doesn't XD))
Perv!Sasuke: Magically finds himself in front of the house since he followed the voices u_u.
Obito has entered the room.
Obito: [[WHY ISNT IT LETTING ME POST]]
Obito: oh ok
Obito has left the room.
Perv!Sasuke: ( D: )
Obito has entered the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke followed the alluring call of the ice cream he loved. u_u
Obito: Just then, Obito jumped through the window flailing about wildly. "You guys you guys!!! I just found...." he paused
Obito: for dramatic affect, but sadly forgot midpause and then looked around the colorful room. "Hey! Who's birthday is it?! Is it mine??!"
Ino: Ino looked back at him and blinked, "No. It's Sasuke's." She stated matter-of-factly.
Obito: "Oh" He deflated. "Then why wasn't I invited??"
Ino: She pursed her lips in thought. "..."
Perv!Sasuke: He opened the door, and simply walked inside like he owns the place, looks around to the decorations, blinks" it's my birthday today?"
Ino: "...You are invited now?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( LOL )
Obito: He held a mindless grin on his face as he processed that.
Perv!Sasuke: ( ino XD )
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke groaned. He knew it was his birthday. He saw Ino and turned around to leave walking into pervy.
Ino: Then she blinked more. "Oh... Sasuke and Sasuke-san have the same birthday? Hoe convenient..." She smiled cheerfully.
Nerd!Sasuke: Just as Sasuke walked and ran into Pervy, Nerdy ran into Pervy from behind. OH NO. Sasuke sandwich.
Ino: (( *_______________* ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( XD ))
Perv!Sasuke: Blinks and looks back to nerdy boy" ....................." disturbed.
Nerd!Sasuke: "............." He too was disturbed.
Ino: "You three look like the people from the adult film I saw on the television yesterday..." She remarked idly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "!!!!" Cue the blushing.
Perv!Sasuke: His eye twitched.
IC!Sasuke: He groaned.
Ino: "Because, because, they were all pressed together like that too."
Ino: "Only they were naked."
Perv!Sasuke: Grabs into sasuke's arm, changing the subject " where are YOU going? come on...its our birthday" grins.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy stepped back quickly so as not to be in that squishing position Ino spoke of.
IC!Sasuke: "I know that."
Perv!Sasuke: " OMG , Im 18 ._. " so depressing, shakes his head " why would you leave then? at least wait for the cake u_u"
Ino: Ino blinked some more, then shrugged and pulled two big 10-pound tubs of ice cream from the fridge -- Chocolate and vanilla. "Root beer floats are good..."
Perv!Sasuke: ( *does that in birthday parties, eats cake then flies* u_u )
Ino: (( XDDD ))
IC!Sasuke: "That is why I am leaving."
Perv!Sasuke: He sighed lazily " look you own me, now stay here" frowns.
Perv!Sasuke: OWE*
Nerd!Sasuke: (( OWN! ))
IC!Sasuke: His eyes narrowed. "I..OWE.. you?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( DX TYPO'S JHGASDJF )
Perv!Sasuke: " YES, you OWE me" crosses his arms.
IC!Sasuke: "...for?" Looks bored.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy decided this 'party' seemed like it might turn into one of those drinking events, and he didn't think taking up Ukon's example would solve anything. =\ So he backed up towards the door to escape. >>
Ino: "Oh, and I made homemade tomato soup, spagetti, fried tomatoes and stuffed tomatoes for Sasuke, too." She added brightly.
Ino: "Ah... Other Sasuke? Are you going somewhere?" She asked curiously.
Perv!Sasuke: " for telling shikamaru you left the village, do you KNOW how much ice cream i ate that night out of depressing? IF I GAIN WIEGHT I'LL KILL SOMEONE"
Nerd!Sasuke: "Uh...just going....over there..." He pointed in a random direction in hopes of distracting her to escape.
IC!Sasuke: "..." He turned towards nerdy and grabbed him by the arm. "If I'm stuck here, so are you."
Ino: She pursed her lips in thought again. "But I made so much food... You ought to stay and eat, else there might be leftovers. Leftovers aren't as good."
Ino: "Ah, good!" She smiled perkily, "Thank you Sasuke~"
Nerd!Sasuke: "But!" He looked pathetically at Sasuke, begging through facial expressions to let him leave.
IC!Sasuke: He turns to Obito. "You.. who are you?"
Perv!Sasuke: "Obito DUH...you don't know him?"
Ino: "I don't know him!" More perky.
IC!Sasuke: Pulls nerdy into the house more.
Obito has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: He gave a feeble tug back.
Obito has entered the room.
Perv!Sasuke: Walks toward Ino " I'm starving "
Obito: Obito snapped from his little state of somewhat
Obito: deep thought to look at all the people questioning his identity. Just when he was about to discover he didn't know
Obito: them either, he noticed a giant tub of ice cream in the middle of the room. He then proceeded to dive in and swim around. "GUY JUMP IN!! THE WATER IS FINE!!"
Obito: [[stupid text limit Dx *stabstab*]]
Ino: (( XD <3 ))
Obito: ...guys*
IC!Sasuke: He shook his head. "Sadly, he looks like he could be an Uchiha."
Ino: Ino stepped aside politely for Pervy. "Please help yourself." She nodded, assembling the aformentioned tomato dishes onto the table.
Obito: Obito splashed around and waved over to the nearest Uchiha and attempted to make small talk "So uhh... come around here often?" He waggled his eyebrows.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Brb! ))
IC!Sasuke: "I come here all the time. You're lucky that is the chocolate."
Perv!Sasuke: He chuckled and walked closer to obito " arn't you feeling cold in there? THE CHOCOLATE? NOOOO" groans.
Ino: Once done with the food, Ino set to work pouring drinks for everyone.
Ino: JUST WATER.
Ino: ...For now. ;D
Obito: "YEAH ITS GREAT!! TRY SOME!! I DIDNT PEE IN IT OR ANYTHING" He pulled out a handful of drippy ice cream and offered it to the Sasukes.
Ino: Ino tried to focus her attention of pouring the water. It wasn't polite to stare, right? Though she did dart a few glances here and there...
IC!Sasuke: He let go of nerdy. "How have you been Sasuke?"
Perv!Sasuke: "EWWWW " wrinkles his nose and steps away from him " DAMNIT, get OUT of there" blinks and turns to his clone" hm...lonely"
IC!Sasuke: "How about you nerdy?"
Nerd!Sasuke: "Huh? Oh...uh..." He shrugged.
Perv!Sasuke: what a jerk, he though with a huge frown on his face, then walked away to get something to eat.
Ino: "That doesn't sound very good." Ino remarked to Nerdy. "Have some water." And she held a glass out for him.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy blushed and nodded. "Thank you." He took the glass and drank a sip.
Ino: "Are you constipated?" She continued calmly, "I could put some fiber in there..."
IC!Sasuke: "..." Sasuke moved over to pervy.
IC!Sasuke: "Why are you lonely? You could always wake me up."
Obito: Obito then plodded out of the tub messily and left a trail as he trotted across the room to turn on the STEREO VENGABOYS WE LIKE TO PARTY BABYY and thusly began shaking his ass, getting ice cream everywhere.
Nerd!Sasuke: He blushed brighter and shook his head. "No, I'm okay."
Ino: "Oh. Good." She smiled again, moving out of the way to avoid the chocolate ass missiles.
Ino: ((...Which sounds SO wrong. XD))
Obito: [[dude ew XDD]]
IC!Sasuke: (( lol ))
Perv!Sasuke: Picks any random food he found in front of himself and shoves it inside his mouth, he didn't reply to sauske using my mouth is busy right now excuse.
Perv!Sasuke: ( XD LOL )
IC!Sasuke: He rolled his eyes and tried the food. He hated his birthday.
Ino: Ino started washing the dishes she'd used to prepared the meals, humming lightly.
IC!Sasuke: "The stuffed tomatoes are good."
Ino: "Thank you, Sasuke." A pause. "...Have I already met the third one? What am I supposed to call him?"
IC!Sasuke: "Sasuke."
Ino: "But I call you Sasuke..."
Perv!Sasuke: " we'r all sauske's......." goes over and attacks the next dish.
Nerd!Sasuke: Quickly, while nobody was looking, he slipped for the door. >>
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke noticed nerdy and did some hand seals.
IC!Sasuke: He was NOT going to suffer alone today as four snakes shot out tangling around nerdy. "I said you were staying. Have some ice cream."
Ino: "Sure you're not constipated Sasuke... Sasuke-chan?"
Ino: ((*SNORT*))
Perv!Sasuke: "let him go if he wants" he frowned lazily to his clone.
Nerd!Sasuke: He gave a tiny yelp and was held by the snakes. "I'm not constipated..."
Ino: "Oh..." Lips purse in thought. "Do you need 'release'? The person in the adult film needed that quite badly, it seems..."
Perv!Sasuke: "........" stares at ino oddly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "................"
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke smirked.. almost a chuckle.
Ino: She blinks, "What? He was complaining about it for two whole minutes..."
Nerd!Sasuke: "I...uh...I...."
Perv!Sasuke: "since he gets nothing from ukon im not suprised" snorts.
Ino: "And the the girl in the film said, "Not yet baby..."" Says this in a sultry voice...
Perv!Sasuke: He's falling in love with that tone ino just did.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke looks away but keeps the snakes on nerdy. What has he done to Ino..
Nerd!Sasuke: He eyed the snakes nervously.
Perv!Sasuke: "say that again" grins.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke didn't care about holding the jutsu as long as he had to. "I won't let you go until you agree to stay and enjoy some food and ice cream nerdy."
Obito: [[crap gotta go baaaaaaai!]]
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Bye! ))
Obito has left the room.
IC!Sasuke: ((aww ok))
Ino has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: "But I didn't even mean to come here..."
IC!Sasuke: ((someone invite ino.. i can't cuz i have another aim open too))
Ino has entered the room.
Ino: ((Muchos arigatou. T_T >>;;; What was the last things said~? =O ))
IC!Sasuke: "Why did you end up here?" He looked at nerdy curiously.
Ino: ((Didja guys get my messages?))
Perv!Sasuke: ( yes we did o.o )
Nerd!Sasuke: "It was an accident..."
Perv!Sasuke: mori no ino: "And the the girl in the film said, "Not yet baby..."" Says this in a sultry voice...
Perv!Sasuke: ( last one )
Ino: ((Yesh, that be it. <3))
IC!Sasuke: "Well stay anyway. It's my birthday and I request it." He smirked.
Perv!Sasuke: Getting full already from all the food he had, he sighed and stroked his hair back " will, I'm done here..." he walked over to ino " the food was great, thank you" grins.
Nerd!Sasuke: "It's my birthday too..."
IC!Sasuke: "You aren't leaving Sasuke." His eyes narrowed.
Ino: She blinked and nodded. "You are welcome~"
IC!Sasuke: "We haven't eaten cake yet. Since there is a party, I want a party." Sasuke was completely pulling seme at the moment.
Perv!Sasuke: He stared to his clone bored" I can't one more bite, I'm full..." waits to see what flavor is the cake anyway.
Perv!Sasuke: eat*
Ino: Taking in the conversation around her, Ino got the point and pulled the cake out of the fridge -- A triple layer chocolate-strawbery-chocolate cake with butter cream frosting and fresh strawberries on top.
IC!Sasuke: He smirks and releases nerdy. "Now, let's have a party."
Ino: ((That was longish, it go through?))
Nerd!Sasuke: He stared at the cake and couldn't help but drool a little. "That's for us?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( yes it did X3 )
Perv!Sasuke: Jaws drops"....."
Perv!Sasuke: chocolate whore.
IC!Sasuke: He doesn't even like cake, but felt like being an ass anyway.
Ino: She blushed and smiled. "The people on the TV showed me how to make it..." She said modestly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "That's very generous Ms. Ino...thank you."
IC!Sasuke: "Let's eat." He pulled up a chair.
Perv!Sasuke: He went over and gave ino a hug" it looks...so good" he pushed her away and continued admiring the cake " so chocolaty ... " drools.
IC!Sasuke: "Happy birthday to us."
Ino: She stumbled and fell back into her bottom. "Ow... Um, you're welcome..." She murmured quietly.
Nerd!Sasuke: He looked at the cake happily and was admittedly glad he stayed.
Perv!Sasuke: Grins" ne, shall I cut the cake?....we aren't going to sing are we?" he gave a warning look to his clone.
Ino: "I like singing!" Oblivious smile.
IC!Sasuke: "We will sing."
IC!Sasuke: He smirked happy to himself.
Perv!Sasuke: * i aint singing* he mutterd with a pout.
IC!Sasuke: "Only those who sing get cake!"
Ino: "Gin-chan from Good Grammar with Gin-chan says 'ain't' isn't a word..." She added. She watches too much TV...
Perv!Sasuke: He pulled on ino's bang " you watch too much TV " frowns.
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke chuckled and chuckled at the scene.
Ino: "EEE~!" She screamed, trying the pull her bang back. "Stop, that hurts!"
Perv!Sasuke: Smirks and takes his hand away, then pulls on her ear gently " its all your fault we have to sing"
Ino: "Sasuke~" She whined to IC!Suke, giving him an imploring look. "He's being mean..."
IC!Sasuke: "Sasuke, stop it or I'm not letting you fuck me before I go away." He looked serious.
IC!Sasuke: "And start singing. I demand it." Eyes narrow.
Ino: That distracted her, "You're going away?!"
IC!Sasuke: "..." Shit.
Perv!Sasuke: Chuckles, and teases ino more, then sighs loudly" fiiiiineeeeeeee....you don't have to threaten me" rolls his eyes with a groan.
Ino: "W-Why? Where are you going? You're coming back, right?" She asked quickly.
Perv!Sasuke: " sauske is leaveing, and will never come back" nods to ino.
Ino: "WHAT!" Her eyes get full of tears.
IC!Sasuke: He sighed.
Perv!Sasuke: "you know why?" he wrapped an arm around ino " I can tell you why" nods.
IC!Sasuke: "..."
IC!Sasuke: "To find my brother."
Ino: "Your brother?" She was confused.
Perv!Sasuke: " sauske will get killed for sure if he found itachi, so I dout he will return ever again" he whisperd to ino.
Nerd!Sasuke: He stared. "Why would you kill Itachi?"
IC!Sasuke: Became visibly annoyed. "For murdering my clan."
Nerd!Sasuke: Itachi wouldn't do that...
Ino: "..." She turned and fled from the house, this all being too much for her to comprehend all at once.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Put quotations around that, by the way. ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Drama Ino :O ))
IC!Sasuke: "Good going Sasuke. Make Ino cry. Now fucking sing so we can have our birthday." He didn't really care about any of it.
Ino: ((Yesh~ XD))
Perv!Sasuke: He Frowned " she might as well know the truth, sauske...I wasn't lying, you will get killed if you went against itachi, baka"
IC!Sasuke: "Not on our birthday. It could wait."
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy found it somewhat awkward for the three of them to be spending their birthday together arguing...
Perv!Sasuke: Getting annoyed" no it can't, this is seriosu sauske...."
IC!Sasuke: "Sing. Cake. Birthday." His eye twitched.
Nerd!Sasuke: "How would we sing it though...to ourselves?"
Perv!Sasuke: He would have stormed out but sadly, he wanted some cake...so he took the knife and took a small piece to himself" shut up, I aint singing and im taking my piece"
IC!Sasuke: He sighed. "Fine, I'll sing."
Perv!Sasuke: ( okay, i need to go...they r moving my bed out of my room to put in the new one x.x;;; , sorry *hugs* <33 )
Perv!Sasuke has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( >> ))
IC!Sasuke: ((fine! he'll sing to himself >.> /cry))
IC!Sasuke: He watched pervy fall over from eating too much, shrugged, and began to sing. "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.."
IC!Sasuke: "Fuck! I don't know the whole song."
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke chuckled and joined in. "Happy birthday dear Sasuke...happy birthday to us."
IC!Sasuke: "Oh yeah, cool. Happy birthday to us." He cut the cake and gave some to nerdy.
Ino: Sniffling still, Ino finally made her way back into the house... She would have stayed outside... But it was too cold.
Ino: ((Like I wish it was. T_____T))
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke took the slice. "Thank you."
Ino: ((Swear to god, it's nearly 1 AM and it's still a hundred degrees here. *headdesk*))
IC!Sasuke: He looked over to Ino. "Why are you shivering? It's July." He cuts a piece for Ino.
Ino: "I'm not dressed for July or any other month." She pointed out.
IC!Sasuke: He tilted his head.
Ino has left the room.
Ino has entered the room.
IC!Sasuke: mori no ino: "I'm not dressed for July or any other month." She pointed out.uchiha teme: He tilted his head.
IC!Sasuke: ((last things))
Ino: ((HOKAY! Stufid intrawebs... >_>;;;; What'd I miss -- AH. Thankies. <3))'
Nerd!Sasuke: He took a bite of his cake. >>;
Ino: She settled down into a chair, cutting off a piece for herself.
Ino: ((Yeah, okay, the not dresses for July thing is BS, admittedly. I'm completely topless and braless now and I'm STILL about to have a heat stroke. T_T XD))
Ino: ((*gives too much information* :-D))
IC!Sasuke: He took Ino's piece for himself then. "At least I like strawberries." Still wonders about Ino being cold.
Ino: "Do you don't hate all sweets?" She nodded to herself.
IC!Sasuke: "Hn." He took a bite of the cake.
Ino: She cut another piece and began to ate too. "Good to know..." She murmured.
Ino: *eat
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke finished off his cake and scooted away. "Thank you Miss Ino...I suppose I'll be going now..."
IC!Sasuke: "Anytime." Pleasantries.
IC!Sasuke: "See ya Sasuke." He looked up over at nerdy acknowledgingly.
Ino: She nodded, "Thank you for coming."
Nerd!Sasuke: He stood up, gave a nod, then exited.
Ino and Sasuke then continued in a private IM.
Ino: Tucking a strand of hair behind her ear, Ino took another bite. "...You won't really die, will you...?" She asked quietly.
IC!Sasuke: "No." He finished off his plate. "That cake wasn't too bad."
Ino: She nodded, believing him and leaving it at that. It hurt to dwell on the possibilty of death or disappearance in general. "And you will be back?"
IC!Sasuke: "Yes." He took sips of his water.
Ino: "Okay." She breathed the word out, relieved, and took his plate to wash it.
IC!Sasuke: "You should leave the house open all day for people to stop in and celebrate."
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke looked a little sad and continued to drink the rest of his water.
Ino: She nodded obediently, noting the sadness when she looked at him over her shoulder. "Is... Is anything wrong?" She asked, focusing her eyes on the plate she was cleaning once more to avoid embarrassing him, if it was possible.
IC!Sasuke: "I'm 16 and I still haven't accomplished my goal. Eight years have passed and gone.."
Ino: "Goal...?"
IC!Sasuke: "To kill my brother."
Ino: The plate clean, she had no reason to avoid his gaze, but continued to do so anyways, staring at the wall, instead. "...Oh..." She said simply, still confused over that. "I don't have a brother..."
IC!Sasuke: "Better than a brother like mine." Finished his water, he got up from the table.
Ino: "Was he mean?" She asked innocently, eagerly snatching his glass to clean it.
Ino: *Was=Is, blah
IC!Sasuke: "He killed our family." He started to walk out of the room.
Ino: That statement left her shocked, and she clutched the glass in her hand so tightly it broke, cutting her hand. She cried out, more surprised than actually hurt.
IC!Sasuke: He turned with his katana already drawn. His eyes glanced over her hand and the broken glass.
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Setting: Naruto/Sasuke's house in the Uchiha District.
Summary: Ino knows it's IC!Sasuke's birthday and plans a party.
Notes: Uncut. Comments left in. (6:30am) They help make sense to parts as well.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke walked into the house and thought, "What the fuck?"
Ino: Ino was whistling merrily as she finished up the the overdone sparkly party shit. Hey. The guy at the store said she'd need ALL of it. "Nabisco~!"
Perv!Sasuke: ( so where does the party take place? pervy's house? )
Ino: ((No, Sasu and Naruke's house. =3))
Perv!Sasuke: ( *wonders how her muse will get there* )
Nerd!Sasuke: (( I don't know why Nerdy would end up there. He and Ukon had a fight about Pervy last night anyway. ))
Perv!Sasuke: ( Em told me x_x;;;;; )
IC!Sasuke: ((it's uchiha district :D ))
IC!Sasuke: ((it .. calls to uchihas...))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( XD ))
IC!Sasuke: ((I KNOW!))
Ino: ((And... Ino put up some signs about free pie and ice cream. *shrugs*))
IC!Sasuke: ((nerdy could be pissed about the fight and be pscyho stalking pervy and pervy could be looking for sasuke.. and bam!))
IC!Sasuke: ((*nods* i rock))
Ino: ((Methinks literally. The 'bam!' part, that is. XD))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Actually...he likes ice cream. ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( He'd go for the free ice cream to cheer himself up. u_u ))
Perv!Sasuke: ( follow the smell of ice cream then O: )
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Ok :D ))
IC!Sasuke: ((and obito's just crazy.. he wants pie))
Ino: ((HAHA I PWN XD ))
Obito has left the room.
IC!Sasuke: ((or he doesn't XD))
Perv!Sasuke: Magically finds himself in front of the house since he followed the voices u_u.
Obito has entered the room.
Obito: [[WHY ISNT IT LETTING ME POST]]
Obito: oh ok
Obito has left the room.
Perv!Sasuke: ( D: )
Obito has entered the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke followed the alluring call of the ice cream he loved. u_u
Obito: Just then, Obito jumped through the window flailing about wildly. "You guys you guys!!! I just found...." he paused
Obito: for dramatic affect, but sadly forgot midpause and then looked around the colorful room. "Hey! Who's birthday is it?! Is it mine??!"
Ino: Ino looked back at him and blinked, "No. It's Sasuke's." She stated matter-of-factly.
Obito: "Oh" He deflated. "Then why wasn't I invited??"
Ino: She pursed her lips in thought. "..."
Perv!Sasuke: He opened the door, and simply walked inside like he owns the place, looks around to the decorations, blinks" it's my birthday today?"
Ino: "...You are invited now?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( LOL )
Obito: He held a mindless grin on his face as he processed that.
Perv!Sasuke: ( ino XD )
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke groaned. He knew it was his birthday. He saw Ino and turned around to leave walking into pervy.
Ino: Then she blinked more. "Oh... Sasuke and Sasuke-san have the same birthday? Hoe convenient..." She smiled cheerfully.
Nerd!Sasuke: Just as Sasuke walked and ran into Pervy, Nerdy ran into Pervy from behind. OH NO. Sasuke sandwich.
Ino: (( *_______________* ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( XD ))
Perv!Sasuke: Blinks and looks back to nerdy boy" ....................." disturbed.
Nerd!Sasuke: "............." He too was disturbed.
Ino: "You three look like the people from the adult film I saw on the television yesterday..." She remarked idly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "!!!!" Cue the blushing.
Perv!Sasuke: His eye twitched.
IC!Sasuke: He groaned.
Ino: "Because, because, they were all pressed together like that too."
Ino: "Only they were naked."
Perv!Sasuke: Grabs into sasuke's arm, changing the subject " where are YOU going? come on...its our birthday" grins.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy stepped back quickly so as not to be in that squishing position Ino spoke of.
IC!Sasuke: "I know that."
Perv!Sasuke: " OMG , Im 18 ._. " so depressing, shakes his head " why would you leave then? at least wait for the cake u_u"
Ino: Ino blinked some more, then shrugged and pulled two big 10-pound tubs of ice cream from the fridge -- Chocolate and vanilla. "Root beer floats are good..."
Perv!Sasuke: ( *does that in birthday parties, eats cake then flies* u_u )
Ino: (( XDDD ))
IC!Sasuke: "That is why I am leaving."
Perv!Sasuke: He sighed lazily " look you own me, now stay here" frowns.
Perv!Sasuke: OWE*
Nerd!Sasuke: (( OWN! ))
IC!Sasuke: His eyes narrowed. "I..OWE.. you?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( DX TYPO'S JHGASDJF )
Perv!Sasuke: " YES, you OWE me" crosses his arms.
IC!Sasuke: "...for?" Looks bored.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy decided this 'party' seemed like it might turn into one of those drinking events, and he didn't think taking up Ukon's example would solve anything. =\ So he backed up towards the door to escape. >>
Ino: "Oh, and I made homemade tomato soup, spagetti, fried tomatoes and stuffed tomatoes for Sasuke, too." She added brightly.
Ino: "Ah... Other Sasuke? Are you going somewhere?" She asked curiously.
Perv!Sasuke: " for telling shikamaru you left the village, do you KNOW how much ice cream i ate that night out of depressing? IF I GAIN WIEGHT I'LL KILL SOMEONE"
Nerd!Sasuke: "Uh...just going....over there..." He pointed in a random direction in hopes of distracting her to escape.
IC!Sasuke: "..." He turned towards nerdy and grabbed him by the arm. "If I'm stuck here, so are you."
Ino: She pursed her lips in thought again. "But I made so much food... You ought to stay and eat, else there might be leftovers. Leftovers aren't as good."
Ino: "Ah, good!" She smiled perkily, "Thank you Sasuke~"
Nerd!Sasuke: "But!" He looked pathetically at Sasuke, begging through facial expressions to let him leave.
IC!Sasuke: He turns to Obito. "You.. who are you?"
Perv!Sasuke: "Obito DUH...you don't know him?"
Ino: "I don't know him!" More perky.
IC!Sasuke: Pulls nerdy into the house more.
Obito has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: He gave a feeble tug back.
Obito has entered the room.
Perv!Sasuke: Walks toward Ino " I'm starving "
Obito: Obito snapped from his little state of somewhat
Obito: deep thought to look at all the people questioning his identity. Just when he was about to discover he didn't know
Obito: them either, he noticed a giant tub of ice cream in the middle of the room. He then proceeded to dive in and swim around. "GUY JUMP IN!! THE WATER IS FINE!!"
Obito: [[stupid text limit Dx *stabstab*]]
Ino: (( XD <3 ))
Obito: ...guys*
IC!Sasuke: He shook his head. "Sadly, he looks like he could be an Uchiha."
Ino: Ino stepped aside politely for Pervy. "Please help yourself." She nodded, assembling the aformentioned tomato dishes onto the table.
Obito: Obito splashed around and waved over to the nearest Uchiha and attempted to make small talk "So uhh... come around here often?" He waggled his eyebrows.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Brb! ))
IC!Sasuke: "I come here all the time. You're lucky that is the chocolate."
Perv!Sasuke: He chuckled and walked closer to obito " arn't you feeling cold in there? THE CHOCOLATE? NOOOO" groans.
Ino: Once done with the food, Ino set to work pouring drinks for everyone.
Ino: JUST WATER.
Ino: ...For now. ;D
Obito: "YEAH ITS GREAT!! TRY SOME!! I DIDNT PEE IN IT OR ANYTHING" He pulled out a handful of drippy ice cream and offered it to the Sasukes.
Ino: Ino tried to focus her attention of pouring the water. It wasn't polite to stare, right? Though she did dart a few glances here and there...
IC!Sasuke: He let go of nerdy. "How have you been Sasuke?"
Perv!Sasuke: "EWWWW " wrinkles his nose and steps away from him " DAMNIT, get OUT of there" blinks and turns to his clone" hm...lonely"
IC!Sasuke: "How about you nerdy?"
Nerd!Sasuke: "Huh? Oh...uh..." He shrugged.
Perv!Sasuke: what a jerk, he though with a huge frown on his face, then walked away to get something to eat.
Ino: "That doesn't sound very good." Ino remarked to Nerdy. "Have some water." And she held a glass out for him.
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy blushed and nodded. "Thank you." He took the glass and drank a sip.
Ino: "Are you constipated?" She continued calmly, "I could put some fiber in there..."
IC!Sasuke: "..." Sasuke moved over to pervy.
IC!Sasuke: "Why are you lonely? You could always wake me up."
Obito: Obito then plodded out of the tub messily and left a trail as he trotted across the room to turn on the STEREO VENGABOYS WE LIKE TO PARTY BABYY and thusly began shaking his ass, getting ice cream everywhere.
Nerd!Sasuke: He blushed brighter and shook his head. "No, I'm okay."
Ino: "Oh. Good." She smiled again, moving out of the way to avoid the chocolate ass missiles.
Ino: ((...Which sounds SO wrong. XD))
Obito: [[dude ew XDD]]
IC!Sasuke: (( lol ))
Perv!Sasuke: Picks any random food he found in front of himself and shoves it inside his mouth, he didn't reply to sauske using my mouth is busy right now excuse.
Perv!Sasuke: ( XD LOL )
IC!Sasuke: He rolled his eyes and tried the food. He hated his birthday.
Ino: Ino started washing the dishes she'd used to prepared the meals, humming lightly.
IC!Sasuke: "The stuffed tomatoes are good."
Ino: "Thank you, Sasuke." A pause. "...Have I already met the third one? What am I supposed to call him?"
IC!Sasuke: "Sasuke."
Ino: "But I call you Sasuke..."
Perv!Sasuke: " we'r all sauske's......." goes over and attacks the next dish.
Nerd!Sasuke: Quickly, while nobody was looking, he slipped for the door. >>
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke noticed nerdy and did some hand seals.
IC!Sasuke: He was NOT going to suffer alone today as four snakes shot out tangling around nerdy. "I said you were staying. Have some ice cream."
Ino: "Sure you're not constipated Sasuke... Sasuke-chan?"
Ino: ((*SNORT*))
Perv!Sasuke: "let him go if he wants" he frowned lazily to his clone.
Nerd!Sasuke: He gave a tiny yelp and was held by the snakes. "I'm not constipated..."
Ino: "Oh..." Lips purse in thought. "Do you need 'release'? The person in the adult film needed that quite badly, it seems..."
Perv!Sasuke: "........" stares at ino oddly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "................"
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke smirked.. almost a chuckle.
Ino: She blinks, "What? He was complaining about it for two whole minutes..."
Nerd!Sasuke: "I...uh...I...."
Perv!Sasuke: "since he gets nothing from ukon im not suprised" snorts.
Ino: "And the the girl in the film said, "Not yet baby..."" Says this in a sultry voice...
Perv!Sasuke: He's falling in love with that tone ino just did.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke looks away but keeps the snakes on nerdy. What has he done to Ino..
Nerd!Sasuke: He eyed the snakes nervously.
Perv!Sasuke: "say that again" grins.
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke didn't care about holding the jutsu as long as he had to. "I won't let you go until you agree to stay and enjoy some food and ice cream nerdy."
Obito: [[crap gotta go baaaaaaai!]]
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Bye! ))
Obito has left the room.
IC!Sasuke: ((aww ok))
Ino has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: "But I didn't even mean to come here..."
IC!Sasuke: ((someone invite ino.. i can't cuz i have another aim open too))
Ino has entered the room.
Ino: ((Muchos arigatou. T_T >>;;; What was the last things said~? =O ))
IC!Sasuke: "Why did you end up here?" He looked at nerdy curiously.
Ino: ((Didja guys get my messages?))
Perv!Sasuke: ( yes we did o.o )
Nerd!Sasuke: "It was an accident..."
Perv!Sasuke: mori no ino: "And the the girl in the film said, "Not yet baby..."" Says this in a sultry voice...
Perv!Sasuke: ( last one )
Ino: ((Yesh, that be it. <3))
IC!Sasuke: "Well stay anyway. It's my birthday and I request it." He smirked.
Perv!Sasuke: Getting full already from all the food he had, he sighed and stroked his hair back " will, I'm done here..." he walked over to ino " the food was great, thank you" grins.
Nerd!Sasuke: "It's my birthday too..."
IC!Sasuke: "You aren't leaving Sasuke." His eyes narrowed.
Ino: She blinked and nodded. "You are welcome~"
IC!Sasuke: "We haven't eaten cake yet. Since there is a party, I want a party." Sasuke was completely pulling seme at the moment.
Perv!Sasuke: He stared to his clone bored" I can't one more bite, I'm full..." waits to see what flavor is the cake anyway.
Perv!Sasuke: eat*
Ino: Taking in the conversation around her, Ino got the point and pulled the cake out of the fridge -- A triple layer chocolate-strawbery-chocolate cake with butter cream frosting and fresh strawberries on top.
IC!Sasuke: He smirks and releases nerdy. "Now, let's have a party."
Ino: ((That was longish, it go through?))
Nerd!Sasuke: He stared at the cake and couldn't help but drool a little. "That's for us?"
Perv!Sasuke: ( yes it did X3 )
Perv!Sasuke: Jaws drops"....."
Perv!Sasuke: chocolate whore.
IC!Sasuke: He doesn't even like cake, but felt like being an ass anyway.
Ino: She blushed and smiled. "The people on the TV showed me how to make it..." She said modestly.
Nerd!Sasuke: "That's very generous Ms. Ino...thank you."
IC!Sasuke: "Let's eat." He pulled up a chair.
Perv!Sasuke: He went over and gave ino a hug" it looks...so good" he pushed her away and continued admiring the cake " so chocolaty ... " drools.
IC!Sasuke: "Happy birthday to us."
Ino: She stumbled and fell back into her bottom. "Ow... Um, you're welcome..." She murmured quietly.
Nerd!Sasuke: He looked at the cake happily and was admittedly glad he stayed.
Perv!Sasuke: Grins" ne, shall I cut the cake?....we aren't going to sing are we?" he gave a warning look to his clone.
Ino: "I like singing!" Oblivious smile.
IC!Sasuke: "We will sing."
IC!Sasuke: He smirked happy to himself.
Perv!Sasuke: * i aint singing* he mutterd with a pout.
IC!Sasuke: "Only those who sing get cake!"
Ino: "Gin-chan from Good Grammar with Gin-chan says 'ain't' isn't a word..." She added. She watches too much TV...
Perv!Sasuke: He pulled on ino's bang " you watch too much TV " frowns.
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke chuckled and chuckled at the scene.
Ino: "EEE~!" She screamed, trying the pull her bang back. "Stop, that hurts!"
Perv!Sasuke: Smirks and takes his hand away, then pulls on her ear gently " its all your fault we have to sing"
Ino: "Sasuke~" She whined to IC!Suke, giving him an imploring look. "He's being mean..."
IC!Sasuke: "Sasuke, stop it or I'm not letting you fuck me before I go away." He looked serious.
IC!Sasuke: "And start singing. I demand it." Eyes narrow.
Ino: That distracted her, "You're going away?!"
IC!Sasuke: "..." Shit.
Perv!Sasuke: Chuckles, and teases ino more, then sighs loudly" fiiiiineeeeeeee....you don't have to threaten me" rolls his eyes with a groan.
Ino: "W-Why? Where are you going? You're coming back, right?" She asked quickly.
Perv!Sasuke: " sauske is leaveing, and will never come back" nods to ino.
Ino: "WHAT!" Her eyes get full of tears.
IC!Sasuke: He sighed.
Perv!Sasuke: "you know why?" he wrapped an arm around ino " I can tell you why" nods.
IC!Sasuke: "..."
IC!Sasuke: "To find my brother."
Ino: "Your brother?" She was confused.
Perv!Sasuke: " sauske will get killed for sure if he found itachi, so I dout he will return ever again" he whisperd to ino.
Nerd!Sasuke: He stared. "Why would you kill Itachi?"
IC!Sasuke: Became visibly annoyed. "For murdering my clan."
Nerd!Sasuke: Itachi wouldn't do that...
Ino: "..." She turned and fled from the house, this all being too much for her to comprehend all at once.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Put quotations around that, by the way. ))
Nerd!Sasuke: (( Drama Ino :O ))
IC!Sasuke: "Good going Sasuke. Make Ino cry. Now fucking sing so we can have our birthday." He didn't really care about any of it.
Ino: ((Yesh~ XD))
Perv!Sasuke: He Frowned " she might as well know the truth, sauske...I wasn't lying, you will get killed if you went against itachi, baka"
IC!Sasuke: "Not on our birthday. It could wait."
Nerd!Sasuke: Nerdy found it somewhat awkward for the three of them to be spending their birthday together arguing...
Perv!Sasuke: Getting annoyed" no it can't, this is seriosu sauske...."
IC!Sasuke: "Sing. Cake. Birthday." His eye twitched.
Nerd!Sasuke: "How would we sing it though...to ourselves?"
Perv!Sasuke: He would have stormed out but sadly, he wanted some cake...so he took the knife and took a small piece to himself" shut up, I aint singing and im taking my piece"
IC!Sasuke: He sighed. "Fine, I'll sing."
Perv!Sasuke: ( okay, i need to go...they r moving my bed out of my room to put in the new one x.x;;; , sorry *hugs* <33 )
Perv!Sasuke has left the room.
Nerd!Sasuke: (( >> ))
IC!Sasuke: ((fine! he'll sing to himself >.> /cry))
IC!Sasuke: He watched pervy fall over from eating too much, shrugged, and began to sing. "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.."
IC!Sasuke: "Fuck! I don't know the whole song."
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke chuckled and joined in. "Happy birthday dear Sasuke...happy birthday to us."
IC!Sasuke: "Oh yeah, cool. Happy birthday to us." He cut the cake and gave some to nerdy.
Ino: Sniffling still, Ino finally made her way back into the house... She would have stayed outside... But it was too cold.
Ino: ((Like I wish it was. T_____T))
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke took the slice. "Thank you."
Ino: ((Swear to god, it's nearly 1 AM and it's still a hundred degrees here. *headdesk*))
IC!Sasuke: He looked over to Ino. "Why are you shivering? It's July." He cuts a piece for Ino.
Ino: "I'm not dressed for July or any other month." She pointed out.
IC!Sasuke: He tilted his head.
Ino has left the room.
Ino has entered the room.
IC!Sasuke: mori no ino: "I'm not dressed for July or any other month." She pointed out.uchiha teme: He tilted his head.
IC!Sasuke: ((last things))
Ino: ((HOKAY! Stufid intrawebs... >_>;;;; What'd I miss -- AH. Thankies. <3))'
Nerd!Sasuke: He took a bite of his cake. >>;
Ino: She settled down into a chair, cutting off a piece for herself.
Ino: ((Yeah, okay, the not dresses for July thing is BS, admittedly. I'm completely topless and braless now and I'm STILL about to have a heat stroke. T_T XD))
Ino: ((*gives too much information* :-D))
IC!Sasuke: He took Ino's piece for himself then. "At least I like strawberries." Still wonders about Ino being cold.
Ino: "Do you don't hate all sweets?" She nodded to herself.
IC!Sasuke: "Hn." He took a bite of the cake.
Ino: She cut another piece and began to ate too. "Good to know..." She murmured.
Ino: *eat
Nerd!Sasuke: Sasuke finished off his cake and scooted away. "Thank you Miss Ino...I suppose I'll be going now..."
IC!Sasuke: "Anytime." Pleasantries.
IC!Sasuke: "See ya Sasuke." He looked up over at nerdy acknowledgingly.
Ino: She nodded, "Thank you for coming."
Nerd!Sasuke: He stood up, gave a nod, then exited.
Ino and Sasuke then continued in a private IM.
Ino: Tucking a strand of hair behind her ear, Ino took another bite. "...You won't really die, will you...?" She asked quietly.
IC!Sasuke: "No." He finished off his plate. "That cake wasn't too bad."
Ino: She nodded, believing him and leaving it at that. It hurt to dwell on the possibilty of death or disappearance in general. "And you will be back?"
IC!Sasuke: "Yes." He took sips of his water.
Ino: "Okay." She breathed the word out, relieved, and took his plate to wash it.
IC!Sasuke: "You should leave the house open all day for people to stop in and celebrate."
IC!Sasuke: Sasuke looked a little sad and continued to drink the rest of his water.
Ino: She nodded obediently, noting the sadness when she looked at him over her shoulder. "Is... Is anything wrong?" She asked, focusing her eyes on the plate she was cleaning once more to avoid embarrassing him, if it was possible.
IC!Sasuke: "I'm 16 and I still haven't accomplished my goal. Eight years have passed and gone.."
Ino: "Goal...?"
IC!Sasuke: "To kill my brother."
Ino: The plate clean, she had no reason to avoid his gaze, but continued to do so anyways, staring at the wall, instead. "...Oh..." She said simply, still confused over that. "I don't have a brother..."
IC!Sasuke: "Better than a brother like mine." Finished his water, he got up from the table.
Ino: "Was he mean?" She asked innocently, eagerly snatching his glass to clean it.
Ino: *Was=Is, blah
IC!Sasuke: "He killed our family." He started to walk out of the room.
Ino: That statement left her shocked, and she clutched the glass in her hand so tightly it broke, cutting her hand. She cried out, more surprised than actually hurt.
IC!Sasuke: He turned with his katana already drawn. His eyes glanced over her hand and the broken glass.
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