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[uchihaism]

I just got through watching a movie. "Audition". The plot was relatively interesting. It involved a man searching for love, and it came in the form of a very pretty girl named Asami. She's confident, but calm and reserved in mannerisms, and he is enchanted by her. She's an ex-ballet dancer, as it were. They fall into romance, and everything is

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[bloodwithcoffee]

Heh. Awesome. Now there's a woman. Damn, I'd do her in a heartbeat.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Oh, God. How did I know you were going to say that, un?

[bloodwithcoffee]

What? She knows how to assert herself! I happen to find that attractive. Sounds like a good movie.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Typical.

[bloodwithcoffee]

You're keeping track?

[uchihaism]

Do you often partake in amputation and needle-torture?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Do you often question strangers on intimate shit like that?

[uchihaism]

No, but it is not often considered that mutilation is intimate. (Curious, I suppose.)

[bloodwithcoffee]

Last time I checked, it's something people do behind closed doors and don't wear on their sleeves because it's a socially unacceptable concept. Granted, it's idiotic anyway if it's meaningless, as meaningless things always are.

So, how well does that name fit you?

HARKEN. AN UCHIHA WHO CAN ACCEPT BEING WRONG HAS BEEN SPOTTED.

[uchihaism]

Perhaps you are right.

I apologize if you were insulted.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I'm used to meeting heathens and simpletons. Your words do little to dent my heart and all of that. Take it easy, whatever, yeah? We're cool.

Who are you anyway? Except an Uchiha what the hell, do you sprout like mushrooms? and possibly spotted or mentally unstable?

[uchihaism]

Madara. I am a Patron of the cafe. (The family is notorious for its size.)

[bloodwithcoffee]

Besides that. Who do you take me for? I figured that by myself, thanks. Doesn't mean shit to me.

Really. Is breeding a pastime or a full time job?

[uchihaism]

An ex-policeman, a linguist, things you're probably not interested in.

I prefer to think of it in neither fashion.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Must be, since I asked and all. You wouldn't know what interests me or not.

Ruined a perfect joke. What the hell. No sense of humor, just like Itachi. Fine, what then? A convenient way to build an army of minions?

[uchihaism]

Of course not.

Hm.. Trained heavily in self-defense, miscellaneous athletics, majored in Criminal Justice but quit after a few years. I rather enjoy graphic horror movies and the Korean television dramas.

I can be humorous. I'm not particularly good at recognizing it, however. You'll have to pardon.