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[uchihaism]

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[bloodwithcoffee]

Time keeps slipping by, old man. Clocks ticking and all of that.

But damn, I think Kakuzu'll have a freaking heart attack reading this, and this ain't no fucking favor. I'll have to drag his corpse out of that apartment before it contaminates mine. You do realize you're inviting Cafe staff to eat steak made of gold and diamonds, aren't you?

[uchihaism]

Ah, I try not to think of myself as old, but merely "matured", hmm~

I only have one twenty-ninth birthday, Hidan, and mou, to the degree I'd like to share it with others is almost saddening~

... not old.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Matured? More like marinated. You know what they say about hitting the thirties. You're almost there.

We're not paid enough to buy that sort of shit. But hey, if you're unlucky, you'll have plenty more anniversaries to celebrate.

[uchihaism]

Marinated.. ? It pains me to hear that, ah~

[bloodwithcoffee]

Take it like a man.

[uchihaism]

My sigh would be longing and dramatic if you could hear it~ (But I suppose I must.)

[bloodwithcoffee]

Ever considered a career in acting and all of that? Possibly drama?

[uchihaism]

When I was in High School I was casted as Romeo, actually~

[bloodwithcoffee]

They figured you'd be too tall for Juliet? But really, that explains so much of it. How about acting it out without hearts?

[uchihaism]

I towered over every student and teacher at that school every year~

But mou, what is a love story with no love in your voice?

[bloodwithcoffee]

That's pretty awesome, actually.

Normal. And who the hell do you take me for? I was referring to your life, as you well figured, not the play. Stop being so pretentious, it's annoying.

[uchihaism]

Stop being so pretentious: I was referring to it, too.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I doubt your life is a fucking love story.
Just a hunch.

[uchihaism]

Doubt is a form of time travel, and nothing more.

[bloodwithcoffee]

The hell? Fine, let me be more blunt.
I don't fucking believe it.

[uchihaism]

... and?