BUTCHER WEEK Entry 1
Dear Kuroishi:
It's your lovable shark, KI-same! (please, just call me Ki)
Well since Kuroishi-kun also have an Uchiha unit, I decided to order one for my own.
I asked for a special custom made Uchiha Unit 01 (Sasuke being 00) and got back from NURF's GainEX the Uchiha Unit 01 Itachi.
As the owner of this special unit, it came with a user-friendly instruction manual. A few rules were quite strange, such as rule #32, I must be a coward and "pull-a-shinji" in danger. or like rule #57 "Remember, use of clones are optional.
The most strangest rule as a "Beginner's guide to Piloting Uchiha" seems to be rule #99 "When all else fails, go berserk"
That's ANOTHER problem I'm having. It seems unlike Sasuke Unit 00, my unit 01 goes berserk quite often. A little tooooo often. Last time, I went out for a ride in the park and it started massacring innocent trees. TREES! Poor trees and flowers! I tried to stop it! I don't want to see the nature destroyed! But No! This evil machine wouldn't listen to me! It... It.... It ate... all those... GRASS *cries*
Because i felt horrible, I decided to mass-plant the park again. With Itachi of course. I hope I brought sanity to those ppl who saw this giant robot rip off the branches and woof down grass and the sap drool out of it's mouth like blood.
Well since I go by Ki, I thought it might be nice to nickname my unit, "IT" as well. But Itachi doesn't seem to like it much. Sigh... what should I do?
Yours Sincerely, Ki.
It's your lovable shark, KI-same! (please, just call me Ki)
Well since Kuroishi-kun also have an Uchiha unit, I decided to order one for my own.
I asked for a special custom made Uchiha Unit 01 (Sasuke being 00) and got back from NURF's GainEX the Uchiha Unit 01 Itachi.
As the owner of this special unit, it came with a user-friendly instruction manual. A few rules were quite strange, such as rule #32, I must be a coward and "pull-a-shinji" in danger. or like rule #57 "Remember, use of clones are optional.
The most strangest rule as a "Beginner's guide to Piloting Uchiha" seems to be rule #99 "When all else fails, go berserk"
That's ANOTHER problem I'm having. It seems unlike Sasuke Unit 00, my unit 01 goes berserk quite often. A little tooooo often. Last time, I went out for a ride in the park and it started massacring innocent trees. TREES! Poor trees and flowers! I tried to stop it! I don't want to see the nature destroyed! But No! This evil machine wouldn't listen to me! It... It.... It ate... all those... GRASS *cries*
Because i felt horrible, I decided to mass-plant the park again. With Itachi of course. I hope I brought sanity to those ppl who saw this giant robot rip off the branches and woof down grass and the sap drool out of it's mouth like blood.
Well since I go by Ki, I thought it might be nice to nickname my unit, "IT" as well. But Itachi doesn't seem to like it much. Sigh... what should I do?
Yours Sincerely, Ki.