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KISAME IS BACK!!

Jul 23, 2003 20:53

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Note!: Things to watch out for... jiraiya July 24 2003, 02:32:59 UTC

As a ninja to another ninja, it is important to remember two things when going through a forest commando style. #1 Trees and #2 your family jewels. In essense, you don't want to blow up the tree if they are in your way because they provide you cover as you are a ninja. However, you will inevitably crash into them as you will be when you start drinking to forget about bad days. As for your family jewels, you will lose them to fights, old age, and tree branchs if you aren't careful. I am the pinnicle of accomplishments since I have managed to keep mine for more than half a century. Commando styling through the trees is fun until you snag yours in a branch. In any case, I suggest you visit the sperm bank when you are *capable* like sasuke is currently since he is 13. His voice should drop a couple decibles any time now. Best of luck, I don't want to see a bunch of eunuchs as flying around. That would be nasty. =P

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_itachi July 24 2003, 02:37:30 UTC

Hai, hai! I'll keep it in mind (takes out a notepad and writes)

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... yakushi_kabuto July 24 2003, 02:38:07 UTC

Yeah Sasuke's gonna be alot more dangerous when his balls finally drop.

Can't say the same for that Naruto kid.

Dropping balls jiraiya July 24 2003, 02:40:59 UTC

Just in case Sasuke's balls are so big that they drop to the ground, I'd be worry.... for the girls. =P They might never ever be able to walk..... However, I believe Kakashi will think of something.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_itachi July 24 2003, 02:44:33 UTC

Heh, from what I heard from itachi-san, Sasuke wants to revive his clan or something? And since he wants Itachi-san dead, it would be horrible if he loses it.

Or turns gay.

That's a thought. Sasuke-chan, come here~ I can show you manly love~

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_sasuke July 24 2003, 02:46:00 UTC

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SECTION OF MY ANATOMY!

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_itachi July 24 2003, 02:47:45 UTC

aww... now i want to talk about it more.

Tickle tickle jiraiya July 24 2003, 02:59:55 UTC

*Tickle tickle* hahaha. (Azn parents do that to their babies hoping to stimulate and encourage the privates growth.) LOL.

Re: Tickle tickle uchiha_sasuke July 24 2003, 03:08:39 UTC

I feel...violated! *says this while simultaneously punching Jiraiya away*

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_sasuke July 24 2003, 02:39:20 UTC

...whats an eunuch? Maybe I shouldn't have asked.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... yakushi_kabuto July 24 2003, 02:41:29 UTC

castrated individuals.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_itachi July 24 2003, 02:43:13 UTC

Ah... poor boy doesn't know... come here, I'll tell you exactly what it is. Hey you! Yeah you, the man next to that shop. Come here, I need an example!

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_sasuke July 24 2003, 02:44:27 UTC

I can think of a few people who should be castrated....three are in this room.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... yakushi_kabuto July 24 2003, 02:47:18 UTC

Jiraiya, Kasami and Gai? I concur.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... yakushi_kabuto July 24 2003, 02:50:20 UTC

Too late for Gai though. we've already got Rock Lee.

Re: Note!: Things to watch out for... uchiha_sasuke July 24 2003, 02:54:00 UTC

Lee's okay...It's only when Gai is around that Gai's influence is apparant.

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