I found a dog trotting along the road today. It looked all pitiful, with its white fur mussed and dirtied. It was like my own personal guilt trip walking down the street.
I took it home and gave it a bath. Now it won't stop trying to eat my face off with its tongue.
Personally, I hate dogs.
But what can I do? I only hope they allow animals at the dorm.
It just needs a suitable, slightly discreet name. Any suggestions?
I'm hoping to turn it against Sasuke.