"Let's go to a rave."

[uchiha_fetish]

Characters: Any people with the Uchiha name. Sorry, not this time, Sai♥.
Setting [time/place]: Home sweet home.
Brief summary: Itachi plus boredom and slow relatives. What does that equal? An irritated Itachi. And that's definitely not a good thing.
Rating: Sasuke might curse a bit, who knows. Oh, wait, he barely talks in general. I guess PG.

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[kouri_no_ouji]

Opening the door, Sasuke threw the box on his shoulder down onto the floor with a thump, then brought a hand up to massage his shoulder. The dobe had brought too much with him, and from what he saw the day they packed, it was mostly food, namely instant ramen, as always. Glancing frustratedly around the room, Sasuke spotted his bastard of a brother, with his two cousins, Shisui and Obito.

One could describe what Sasuke thought at the moment with the phrase What the hell? Shisui was wearing a skirt. A LACY skirt. Did people in America have that custom? Last time Sasuke recalled, the guy was in America for vacation, or so that was what he said. Considering Shisui's strange personality and behavior, it was no wonder that he could pick up such a weird fashion sense.

And then there was Obito. Sasuke couldn't fathom why the school board accepted that guy as a teacher. Just look at him! He looked like he was up until five a.m. gulping down alcohol. Plus the stack of porn magazines that was so discreetly hidden inside his room, though unfortunately it had been discovered by Shisui. How could somebody like him land a job as a teacher?

Rolling his eyes in aggravation, Sasuke coughed loudly.

"Itachi, can your car take five people?"

[blondie_uzumaki]

Naruto winced, pushing Sasuke aside to walk into the house himself. It was suprising to Naruto that he had only SEEN Sasuke's home and never once been inside it. There were only a few things to describe it tho. Pretty, damn, and big. It was almost enough to make Naruto forget the fact that his stuff was just thrown to the flo-

"Damnit Sasuke! Be more careful with my stuff would ya? I can't afford to get a new damn computer! I mean seriously, teme, could you be anymore of an assho-..."

The blonde's eyes peered across the room to the other inhabitants of the household. Now, come to think of it, Naruto had never really seen Sasuke's family either. His family didn't seem too off tho. There was Itachi. Naruto stayed rather far away from him asbest as he could whenever he saw him. There was always just something off. Then there was Obito Sensei. Naruto had heard plenty about him from the graduates from his own Middle School. A pervy Sensei. This guy was gonna be fun to torture! And last but not least the frilly black skirt wearing- His eyes widened as he scanned the wierd bunch, eyes widening at the...Was that a girl?

"Oi, Sasuke...I didn't know you had hot chics in your family! Why didn't you ever tell me you bastard!?"

[uchiha_fetish]

Itachi paused, his present torn halfway open, though not too much to where he still couldn't tell what the present was. He looked over at the two new arrivals, and winced, headache only increasing as Naruto continued to yell. About to mutter a 'please stop talking', Itachi was stopped by one of the blonde's comments.

Hot? Chick?

Then it clicked. Almost chuckling, Itachi spoke; "That's a boy, Naruto. His name is Shisui."

[blondie_uzumaki]

...

Naruto's world stopped. Itachi did not just say...But he did. The blonde's face turned a bright shade of red and scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.

"A-a boy huh? You sure fooled me! Ha ha Um..." And for his finishing act? Hightailing it out of the house to wait outside the door for the other Uchiha to fallow. Seriously, the blonde only wished that there was a bell there to ring loud and save him.

[kouri_no_ouji]

Sasuke had almost snorted as the words "hot chick" made their way past the dobe's lips. Couldn't really blame him, since Shisui... well, just look at him, what kind of guy wore skirts?

Watching in amusement as Naruto fled outside, Sasuke turned back to Itachi.

"Well? Can we take that dobe?"

[blondie_uzumaki]

Thus Naruto screams from outside: "I AM NOT A DOBE, TEME!" And procedes to hide.

[uchihashisui]

Shisui blinked at the blonde, a small, mischevious smile forming on his face. Deciding Sasuke could wait a moment, he quickly followed the friend outside, wrapping his arms around the retreating back and hugging him close to his chest. Forcing the most believably effeminate voice he could muster, he whispered into the boy's ear. "Think I'm hot, do you...?"

[blondie_uzumaki]

Home free! Naruto sighed in relief, waiting patiently outside the Uchiha compound. Sure, the embarresment was a set back but nothing he couldn't handle. Jst get in the care and try to keep his mind off things. He would be at the school safe in NO time. Everything was going to be fine...

But that was before warm arms wrapped around him and a voice somewhat close to a purr buzzed in his ears. "Th-think you hot? What? I..I don't know what your talking about!" Naruto choked out as he shook nervously. Nobody had ever touched him like THIS before. Who the hell...

His eyes widened as he relized. "Sh-Shisui san???"

[uchihashisui]

Shisui giggled, hugging him tightly and kissing him playfully on the cheek. He wasn't much into blondes, but anyone who called him a 'hot chick' got their just desserts. Naruto was hardly bad looking, a little shameless flirting wouldn't kill.

"Really, Naruto-kuuuuun?" He pouted a little, brushing his lips against Naruto's cheek with a grin. He loved himself so much at times like these.

[blondie_uzumaki]

If it were possible for Naruto to tense up anymore than he already was at that moment then he wouldv'e resembled a plank of steel, shuddering at the kiss with wide eyes staring ahead. He did NOT just KISS him! Oh what the hell was he saying?! YES HE DID!

Gulping hard, Naruto tried to squirm out of Shisui's grip. Damn his small frame. He swore to any gods that were up there that he would get out of this mess. As soon as Shisui decided to stop getting friendly with his cheek. Damn those scars for being ultra sensitive...

[kouri_no_ouji]

As much as Sasuke would like to have the blonde squirm a little more in punishment of him being late, now wasn't the time. They were really going to be late.

Walking over to the two, Sasuke grabbed onto Shisui's shoulder and pulled him away from Naruto. "That's enough, Shisui. We have to go." His voice was laced with unconcealed annoyance.

[uchihashisui]

Shisui let go reluctantly, quickly latching onto Sasuke in endearment and punishment for ruining his fun.

"Baby cousin!" he cried, tightening his grip and kissing him on the cheek in affection (he tended to smother), "I have a present for you! From America!"

[uchiha_fetish]

Itachi grabbed his two bags, heaving the duffle strap onto his shoudler, before glancing pointedly over at Obito. He had better be packed already. Pocketing the car keys, Itachi made his way outside, completely brushing by the little commotion.

He opened the trunk, and threw both bags in. "Hurry up. We're late by now. Twenty minutes to be exact."

The Uchiha turned back to the others, collar on and looking only slightly irritated.

[uchihashisui]

"You like your gift, Itachi-san?" Shisui asked cheerfully, letting go of Sasuke with a quick kiss to his cheek and walking closely behind his best friend, wondering where he should sit. "It's a bit out of place, but...I hoped you'd like it. Looks good on you!"

He turned back to Sasuke, smiling contently while fishing a wrapped box from his messenger bag and thrusting it toward him. "For you, my baby cousin."

[kouri_no_ouji]

Sasuke twitched and pried the clingy leech of a cousin off of himself. Staring at the box that was shoved in his face like it was something dirty and disgusting, he finally lifted a hand and took it.

"... Thank you."

Turning, he walked over to his suitcase and lifted it up, along with the other box of Naruto's. They were going to be late, seriously.

[blondie_uzumaki]

Letting out a sigh of relief, Naruto all but ran away from Shisui and towards his boxes, pulling one up and into his arms with a grunt.

"OK enough kissy face for one day. Common Sasuke I need help with my stuff!"