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Here is a fabulous idea:
When you work in an office with cubicles, cook popcorn and forget that you can read directions. That way, all of your coworkers will be jealous that you aren't sharing your food while they choke on the aroma of charred Orville Redenbacher for half an hour.
Seriously folks?
If you can't cook popcorn correctly, how about failing at home instead of at work. I hate you.
When you work in an office with cubicles, cook popcorn and forget that you can read directions. That way, all of your coworkers will be jealous that you aren't sharing your food while they choke on the aroma of charred Orville Redenbacher for half an hour.
Seriously folks?
If you can't cook popcorn correctly, how about failing at home instead of at work. I hate you.