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[ucbfeminista]

I figured my husband was off galavanting around his homestate trying to get elected Governor of California.

No. It seems instead that he's

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[hogan_cregg]

Your competition is adorable and friendly! And it looks like Sam gets along really well with the dolphin! I see this causing problems for your marriage. lol

[ucbfeminista]

Yeah, he gets along with the dolphin, and I'm the size of a whale. There's something unfair about this.

[ivyleaguelawboy]

You are not the size of a whale.

Regardless of what marine class you do fall into, though, there's no contest.

[ucbfeminista]

You haven't seen me all week.

You're quite the sweet talker, you know.

[ivyleaguelawboy]

And don't I know it.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

[ucbfeminista]

Nice to know you weren't too distracted by the dolphin.

I'm both amused and afraid.

[hogan_cregg]

Yeah, but you have that glowy thing going on right now, and it's way attractive when women are pregnant and glowy. Isn't this like common knowledge?

[ucbfeminista]

I don't have the glowing thing going on. It's impossible to glow when your back hurts as much as mine does.

[ivyleaguelawboy]

I respectfully disagree.

[ucbfeminista]

You haven't seen me this week.

You may have mistaken the reflection of the Southern California sun for glow when you saw me last, but I assure you. I'm not glowing.