"Danger beeeeeard!"
"What is it, Ensign?"
"It's...it's Dangerbeard Sir. He's escaped from the prison!"
"Whaaaaat?? That's impossible! Didn't we lay dozens of fiendish, organic-chemistry related traps for him?"
"Y-yes Sir... but he solved them! Oh, and he left a note... 'Good show on the Horner-Wadsworth-Emmons modified Wittig Reaction; that one was really quite clever..!'"
"Oh! ...well, that's rather nice of him, don't you think, Ensign?"
"Well Sir, I..."
"Shut up; I was being sarcastic. Get all of our gothic assholes with digital cameras out there and uploading to the internet. I want Dangerbeard *found* & back in his cell before dawn."
"Will do, Sir...Um, there's just one problem. Dangerbeard, you see...he, uh.. He shaved, Sir. Dangerbeard shaved."
"Whaaat? Dangerbeard SHAVED? Now how are we going to find him?!"
Daaaangerbeeaaaard!!!
To be continued..!
"It's...it's Dangerbeard Sir. He's escaped from the prison!"
"Whaaaaat?? That's impossible! Didn't we lay dozens of fiendish, organic-chemistry related traps for him?"
"Y-yes Sir... but he solved them! Oh, and he left a note... 'Good show on the Horner-Wadsworth-Emmons modified Wittig Reaction; that one was really quite clever..!'"
"Oh! ...well, that's rather nice of him, don't you think, Ensign?"
"Well Sir, I..."
"Shut up; I was being sarcastic. Get all of our gothic assholes with digital cameras out there and uploading to the internet. I want Dangerbeard *found* & back in his cell before dawn."
"Will do, Sir...Um, there's just one problem. Dangerbeard, you see...he, uh.. He shaved, Sir. Dangerbeard shaved."
"Whaaat? Dangerbeard SHAVED? Now how are we going to find him?!"
Daaaangerbeeaaaard!!!
To be continued..!