i just want you to know who i am
Dear You Tube,
What the hell? I can take the suggestions to watch breastfeeding videos or videos about obscenely adorable kittens. I can take videos of fake ghost encounters and I can even take the montages of Bad Girls from seasons that I have yet to see that I desperately want to watch (but don't).
But I have to draw the line.
Now you're recommending trailers for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Are you trying to imply that, based on my usual viewings of videos that pertain to hot actresses and girls kissing, that I would be interested in watching a Matthew McConaughey film? Are you trying to assume that I would be interested in watching a chauvenist man whore be reformed by his lust for Jennifer Garner?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You Tube: You Suck.
Sincerely,
Danielle
What the hell? I can take the suggestions to watch breastfeeding videos or videos about obscenely adorable kittens. I can take videos of fake ghost encounters and I can even take the montages of Bad Girls from seasons that I have yet to see that I desperately want to watch (but don't).
But I have to draw the line.
Now you're recommending trailers for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
Are you trying to imply that, based on my usual viewings of videos that pertain to hot actresses and girls kissing, that I would be interested in watching a Matthew McConaughey film? Are you trying to assume that I would be interested in watching a chauvenist man whore be reformed by his lust for Jennifer Garner?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You Tube: You Suck.
Sincerely,
Danielle