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Entry 4: Video

Dec 28, 2011 11:09

[Angua is 13 and very unhappy about it. She doesn't know she's not supposed to be 13, she's just unhappy anyway. Her accent is much sharper now, much more Uberwaldian (read: German-ish) and very haughty, and she's holding up a Christmas sweater with a look of horror.]

You cannot tell me I'm expected to wear something like this. Who the hell would ( Read more... )

flood: kids at hogswatch, we're not in ankh-morpork anymore

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creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 02:42:31 UTC

Chew toys? Like for a dog?

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 03:20:50 UTC

Excuse me? We're wolves, not dogs.

creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 03:21:58 UTC

You don't look like a wolf.

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 03:56:49 UTC

That's because you're an ignorant child. The von Uberwalds are the oldest werewolf family in this... place.

creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 03:59:38 UTC

Nuh-uh. There's no such thing as werewolves!

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 04:01:08 UTC

Don't be stupid. Of course there are werewolves.

creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 04:10:21 UTC

Nuh-uh! They're just made-up monsters from movies and stuff.

You shouldn't lie.

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 08:40:07 UTC

What on earth is a movie? And what have your parents been telling you, kid? Wolves are as real as vampires and trolls!

Ugh, fine. Look. [Have a wolf! Angua the cub is, well, not quite as threatening as her adult counterpart.]

I'm assuming she transformed on-camera... creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 09:11:37 UTC

[Amanda's mouth is agape, and she looks...impressed.]

That's a great magic trick! How did you do that? Where did you get the puppy?

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 09:14:38 UTC

[It should be hard to furiously eyeroll as a cub, but Angua somehow pulls it off!]

creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 09:23:04 UTC

Aw, he's so cute...

[Yes, she still thinks Angua!cub is an entirely separate entity. Maybe the other girl's pet puppy or something.]

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 09:24:55 UTC

[SHE'S NOTICED it's really annoying. >:E But now, to transform back, she has to go off-camera, because she no longer has her family's super-embarrassing comfort with nudity. She comes back, tugging her shirt on and looking frazzled.]

That was me, you dope. And I'm a girl!

creatingalegacy December 28 2011, 13:25:00 UTC

No it wasn't! Come on, tell me how you did it....please?

uberwaldian December 28 2011, 14:49:40 UTC

Didn't your parents ever teach you how to look at something? I just bloody showed you, you stupid child.

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