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Reason #457 Why It's Good To Be Me Currently - Instead of working the last half of today, work took me and 79 other employees to see Cirque du Soleil: Varekai.
Reason #293 Why It's Bad To Be Me Currently - During the 15 seconds between when I got out of the car and when I got into my apartment building, a bird decided to projectile defecate on my leg. Since it hit my leg, I didn't really notice until I stuck my hand in it as I reached into my pocket. Don't worry, I've been showered, and my clothes are washing. Ick.
Reason #293 Why It's Bad To Be Me Currently - During the 15 seconds between when I got out of the car and when I got into my apartment building, a bird decided to projectile defecate on my leg. Since it hit my leg, I didn't really notice until I stuck my hand in it as I reached into my pocket. Don't worry, I've been showered, and my clothes are washing. Ick.