DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Pretty much yeah
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Yes.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Um, yeah i do.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? Sort of but not really, just because i feel like you should develop your own thoughts of what you want to live your life by.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? I'm not exactly sure. One time i had a talk with Lauren about what exactly it is. I have a sort of theory about that--- i think that there is a finite amount of souls. and these souls get sent on a journey through a few lives. People go through these lives and based on how they live the life is the closer they get to the final place. The closer you are to the final place, the harder life gets. So that's basically the premise of it.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Nope.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? God. so ridiculously easy.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Um, I'm not sure. They all do. I wouldn't be friends with them if they didn't make me laugh.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Of course. Laughing is one of the greatest, most natural emotions and you shouldn't supress it.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yeah, so long as the person i'm telling to understands that it's about the humor.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? i don't know.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? God, i don't know. too many. I'm the funniest person i know!!
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? All the time
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Umm, there are a lot.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? No idea
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Lately, a lot of late 80s, early 90s songs my boss makes us listen to at work.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? "She's Only Happy In The Sun" by Ben Harper
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? "Nobody" by Keith Sweat--- listen to it. it's super sexy. Or "Grind With Me" by Prettie Rickie
(25) if the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? "Nobody" by Keith Sweat, or "Grind With Me" by Prettie Rickie or "Colorblind" by Counting Crows, or "I Am Ready For Love" by India.Arie, or "Kissing You" by Des'ree, or "Open Arms" Mariah Carey's rendition, or "I Miss You" by Incubus, or "Everything" by Lifehouse. All in no particular order.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? A lot of Spanish movies
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Um, yeah for the most part.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? I've honestly only seen part of like, 1 Star Wars
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Dark Comedies
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? I get them all.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? both equally.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Any.... I miss cheese
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?that i'm sad i can't have cheese. ass.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Yeah.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Yes
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? I love my Mac.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? Not so much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Yes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yep.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Yeah.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Nope
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? That they're not girls
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Not much.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Not much.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Yes.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? None. Autographs are weird.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? This completely weird moron used to call me Reese. like witherspoon. that's it though.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Scarlett Johansen. OMG i love her.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Yep. That's why imdb.com is one of my favorite places.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind whose would you enter? Cameron Diaz cause i totally want to have sex with Justin.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? No because that movie blew
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? No cause i'm not 12
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? Nope
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? No
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? No
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? No.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No.
(60) What do you think of pi? I own the movie. It's great.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Nope
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I would feel extremely weirded out.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? I'd have to know someone first.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Definitely not.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Not at all.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I think it's pretty much physically impossible for me anyways.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Hahahaha.... sometimes.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Maybe.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? No
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My iBook.
(72) What physical possession do you want most? an Escalade
(73) How badly do you want it? Real bad.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yeah.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Until you asked this.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? nah. makes me nostalgic.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 20. Oh wait i'm 20 now. and yes i don't like getting older. although 21 will be hot.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? umm... Peacock
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I don't know.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? None, really.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Celebrate Summer Day. There should be no work and everyone should be forced to be outside relaxing.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Bad
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Worse
(84) What is your earliest memory? The beach
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? I have a lot of good memories
(86) What is your strangest memory? Not sure
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? I don't wish. I make things happen. Well, when it comes to memorizing pop culture-y things
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? a lot.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i can't think of one.
(90) What song makes/made you cry? i don't think any.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? omg almost everything.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? No.
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? No.
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Sort of.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? Nope.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Yeah. i am.
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? I don't know.
(99) How would you have answered it? probably i don't know.
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? i don't know.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? no idea. surveys are great...