Letter to a Cat

[uberpiratewench]

Dear Thor,

I know you can't read so good but I just wanted to say I'm really sorry for throwing you off the bed last night. You looked so scared, but I had no patience for normal discipline. In the future, please do not try to eat my toes while I am asleep. You have plenty of toys to play with that are not my toes. Tonight I will make shadow puppets for you.

Love,
Kate