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i am saddened...my car...my beloved transexual of a car whose name was/is (read in spanish accent) "Scott" has been totalled thanks to a dumbass 17yo black bitch...
"moma, i swear i wasn't drunk or high" sighed the black bitch as she phoned her "moma" to come and fix the shit she had just gotten all of us.
Evidently, she fell asleep while on the wheel swerving off her lane and launching her fucking 1987-built-to-destroy bmw car upon Audrey's PARKED car - the impact was so strong that Audrey's car not only was thrown back hitting my car...but it was propelled ATOP OF MY HOOD. And there he was, poor Scott - smelling Audrey's car's ass. My engine, needless to say, is gone. Ugh, I am carless. I go back to school in 10 days and i am probably going to have to show up on some damn fucking loner car. Anyhow, i must get to work :-(
"moma, i swear i wasn't drunk or high" sighed the black bitch as she phoned her "moma" to come and fix the shit she had just gotten all of us.
Evidently, she fell asleep while on the wheel swerving off her lane and launching her fucking 1987-built-to-destroy bmw car upon Audrey's PARKED car - the impact was so strong that Audrey's car not only was thrown back hitting my car...but it was propelled ATOP OF MY HOOD. And there he was, poor Scott - smelling Audrey's car's ass. My engine, needless to say, is gone. Ugh, I am carless. I go back to school in 10 days and i am probably going to have to show up on some damn fucking loner car. Anyhow, i must get to work :-(