the UberMaus Dialogs: Bird Watchers
Lunar Goat: You know my weird roomie?
the UberMaus: Well?
Lunar Goat: Some of us were talking in the room and she just starts knocking on the wall. The louder we talk, the harder she pounds, and vice versa. Instead of talking like a normal person, she beats on the wall. She never stops moving and she is always picking at her head and pulling things out to look at them. Also, she is constantly twisting her watch or pulling stuff off of her sweater or twitching until she all of a sudden freezes and starts staring. It is so creepy. I have to tell her to stop looking at me like I'm in the 3rd grade. I think she is mildly autistic or something
the UberMaus: AWESOME!!!
Lunar Goat: ... because she can remember every single line from every single movie she has ever seen. She remembers every single fact from class. AND!!!
the UberMaus: THIS IS GREAT!!!
Lunar Goat: Her mom and dad are here. I walked over to the other house and there was this strange little lady sitting on the front steps with huge binoculars and I thought that she was spying on the neighbors. Come to find out, she was "birding." Her mother and brothers are avid bird watchers.
the UberMaus: Hoo. Bird-watchers are always freaks.
Lunar Goat: ALSO! she goes around saying in a half-whisper voice "I'm so tired. I'm so sleepy, I'm so tired." Over and over again.
the UberMaus: redrum! Redrum!
Lunar Goat: ooooooo! the best yet!!!! She writes down every single thing she purchases. I mean EVERYTHING. I asked her why she doesn't just write down how much she withdrawls, but she didn't like my idea. She also writes down every single picture she takes, in detail, thus lagging behind the group everywhere we go. She is the noisiest eater, and she only eats powdery soups that come from little bags that you add hot water too. She gets the cheapest thing on the menu, regardless of what it is. She is scrupulous with borrowing things. I borrowed a pen and didn't give it back for a few days and she asked me about it every day. Every day she asks me and my other roommate if we've showered, even if we have soaking wet hair and we're wrapped in a towel. We tell her no.
the UberMaus: Well?
Lunar Goat: Some of us were talking in the room and she just starts knocking on the wall. The louder we talk, the harder she pounds, and vice versa. Instead of talking like a normal person, she beats on the wall. She never stops moving and she is always picking at her head and pulling things out to look at them. Also, she is constantly twisting her watch or pulling stuff off of her sweater or twitching until she all of a sudden freezes and starts staring. It is so creepy. I have to tell her to stop looking at me like I'm in the 3rd grade. I think she is mildly autistic or something
the UberMaus: AWESOME!!!
Lunar Goat: ... because she can remember every single line from every single movie she has ever seen. She remembers every single fact from class. AND!!!
the UberMaus: THIS IS GREAT!!!
Lunar Goat: Her mom and dad are here. I walked over to the other house and there was this strange little lady sitting on the front steps with huge binoculars and I thought that she was spying on the neighbors. Come to find out, she was "birding." Her mother and brothers are avid bird watchers.
the UberMaus: Hoo. Bird-watchers are always freaks.
Lunar Goat: ALSO! she goes around saying in a half-whisper voice "I'm so tired. I'm so sleepy, I'm so tired." Over and over again.
the UberMaus: redrum! Redrum!
Lunar Goat: ooooooo! the best yet!!!! She writes down every single thing she purchases. I mean EVERYTHING. I asked her why she doesn't just write down how much she withdrawls, but she didn't like my idea. She also writes down every single picture she takes, in detail, thus lagging behind the group everywhere we go. She is the noisiest eater, and she only eats powdery soups that come from little bags that you add hot water too. She gets the cheapest thing on the menu, regardless of what it is. She is scrupulous with borrowing things. I borrowed a pen and didn't give it back for a few days and she asked me about it every day. Every day she asks me and my other roommate if we've showered, even if we have soaking wet hair and we're wrapped in a towel. We tell her no.