Ask the UberMaus: Porn Version of Fight Club

Sep 18, 2002 15:25

Dear UberMaus,
I am a producer of, uh, "independent" films. I'm very interested in this Fight Club thing; can you tell me more about it?
--Roger Hammerstein

Sure thing Mr. Hammerstein!
I'd actually worked this out earlier this morning. It would be called Orgy Club and would work from a bootlegged version of the original, with some orgy-footage spliced over the fight scenes.
Example:
TYLER DURDEN: "The first rule of (overdub)Orgy(/overdub) Club ..."
I was especially looking forward to the scene where the brigade of transvestites from Project Mayhem destroy a Starbucks with a show-stoppingly obscene song-and-dance Broadway musical medley.
Woo hoo!
--the UberMaus

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