Apparently, Pocari Sweat (the drink "With Properties Similar to your Body's Own Fluids") was just scratching the surface of hilarious misuses of English in asian marketing.
Tune your browsers to
engrish.com for a complete (and ever so racially sensitive) listing of great products such as:
BM brand canned coffee drink
Postonic, the beverage that "Moistens your body rapidly and softens your soul gently. Postonic is life us all."
"Bull Coffee, a canned coffee drink that gives you both creaminess and dry coffee taste."
And many many more too amazing to be reprinted here. If the Great Yankee Transformation of '02 pans out, I'm heading over to Japan, because there can't possibly be a funnier place anywhere.