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Apr 07, 2005 02:35

A nice little story a friend of mine wrote to my away message yesterday. Should I believe it or not? I talked to him today, he's saying its 100% true. *rollseyes* Anyways, I thought I'd entertain ya'll.

layindoor20s: theres some 17 yr old chick that lives within walking distane of my house...morgan road and she totally wants my cock
layindoor20s: lol
layindoor20s: she calls me everyday
layindoor20s: cooks me food
layindoor20s: everything
layindoor20s: im not shitin you at all
layindoor20s: but everytime im around here in person
layindoor20s: were around other pple and this friend of mine that likes her but she dont like him so i dont wanna duke her infront of him lol
layindoor20s: maybe 2morrow tho cuz she drives ...she called me 7 times today
layindoor20s: but by the time she found her car keys that she lost my mom and grandma were home
layindoor20s: so yeah
layindoor20s: lol
layindoor20s: no intercourse then
layindoor20s: only one SLIGHT problem lol
layindoor20s: shes allergic to latex
layindoor20s: so i dunno wat ima do about that
layindoor20s: i aint chancin that shit
layindoor20s: without a condom= baddd
layindoor20s: she dont take dem pills
layindoor20s: no stdes ither
layindoor20s: but fuck some babies
layindoor20s: lol
layindoor20s: nooo noo so i dunno
layindoor20s: ill just be like
layindoor20s: get on the pill and call me back btich
layindoor20s: lol
layindoor20s: or suck my dick or somethin but not havin kids...ok?
layindoor20s: lol
layindoor20s: prolly piss her off
layindoor20s: but im sure she would HAVE to understand
layindoor20s: who wants babies? lol
layindoor20s: i hate them little rug rats

Too bad he's a 15 year old, three-hundred-fifty pound fatass who sits in front of his computer all day. I'm not being mean, its true.
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