my plans for Halloween/quantum of solace

[uberdude86]

-go home after class
-watch oprah
-eat french bread pizza
-think about sex
-watch pornographic video clips on my computer
-masturbate
-shower
-read while sitting in the bathtub
-get dressed
-watch tv
-go to the liquor store
-buy alcoholic beverages
-recall sources of experimental error in the Determination of Ethanol in Beer via Gas Chromatography lab
-go back home
-watch tv
-do homework
-do homework
-watch tv
-do homework
-curse the day I decided to study Mandarin Chinese
-watch tv
-say hi to Jim when he gets back from work
-find out that the word of the day is "hausfrau"
-call Mary, ask her if she still wants to rent and watch a movie from Redbox
-call Michelle, find out if she's back from her parents' friends' house
-cancel all plans of watching a movie, since Mary will have decided to stay home, since Michelle will have gone back home with her family
-vow to get drunk
-drink three bottles of Mike's Hard Lemonade
-feel nauseated
-switch to water
-contemplate death and taxes aloud with Jim
-watch the Ron Popeil Six Star Cutlery infomercial on CBS
-look at my watch
-curse
-go to bed
-ponder postmodernity
-think about having sex
-attempt to masturbate
-fall asleep, ever-flaccid phallus in hand