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Katie was bored so she decided to tell me a story... it was a good story so i figure ill put it in here...
THeNkTwAsLiKe: once upon a time there was a guy named michael moran. (hes a man whore, you can find him walking the strip at night looking for some fast cash) anyways, he went to prom with this girl, we will just call her PM (for prettier than me)
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael got a hair cut before, so he looked very rocker-ish, nickelback style
THeNkTwAsLiKe: it was hot, if you like that kinda thing
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so they were dancing the night away
THeNkTwAsLiKe: little did he know, a very big slut, we will call her KH (it doesnt matter what her real name is) was hiding in the limo waiting for his return
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael suddenly remembered that he had to get his camera, he needed as many pictures as he could get of PM because no one would ever believe he could get such a high-class girl
THeNkTwAsLiKe: KH had the power to morph into whoever she wanted, so of course she changed to look just like PM because she knew michael loved her so
THeNkTwAsLiKe: as soon as he got in the limo, KH (still disguised at PM) attacked michael!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: as usual, the horny little boy did not object
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so they had lovely passionate sex
THeNkTwAsLiKe: 11000948734 times
THeNkTwAsLiKe: on the 11000948735th time
THeNkTwAsLiKe: the morphing started wearing away!!!!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: soon KH was revealed for the slutbag whore she really was
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael was so outraged that he killed KH
THeNkTwAsLiKe: then he died later that night because the numerous STD's completely wore down his immuse system, and PM sneezed on him, giving him a common cold
THeNkTwAsLiKe: which was all he needed to die
THeNkTwAsLiKe: THE END!!!!!!!!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: p.s. PM brought all the pictures to school and everyone thought he was uber hot
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so he was happily dead
i have wierd friends... awesome...but wierd
THeNkTwAsLiKe: once upon a time there was a guy named michael moran. (hes a man whore, you can find him walking the strip at night looking for some fast cash) anyways, he went to prom with this girl, we will just call her PM (for prettier than me)
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael got a hair cut before, so he looked very rocker-ish, nickelback style
THeNkTwAsLiKe: it was hot, if you like that kinda thing
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so they were dancing the night away
THeNkTwAsLiKe: little did he know, a very big slut, we will call her KH (it doesnt matter what her real name is) was hiding in the limo waiting for his return
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael suddenly remembered that he had to get his camera, he needed as many pictures as he could get of PM because no one would ever believe he could get such a high-class girl
THeNkTwAsLiKe: KH had the power to morph into whoever she wanted, so of course she changed to look just like PM because she knew michael loved her so
THeNkTwAsLiKe: as soon as he got in the limo, KH (still disguised at PM) attacked michael!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: as usual, the horny little boy did not object
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so they had lovely passionate sex
THeNkTwAsLiKe: 11000948734 times
THeNkTwAsLiKe: on the 11000948735th time
THeNkTwAsLiKe: the morphing started wearing away!!!!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: soon KH was revealed for the slutbag whore she really was
THeNkTwAsLiKe: michael was so outraged that he killed KH
THeNkTwAsLiKe: then he died later that night because the numerous STD's completely wore down his immuse system, and PM sneezed on him, giving him a common cold
THeNkTwAsLiKe: which was all he needed to die
THeNkTwAsLiKe: THE END!!!!!!!!
THeNkTwAsLiKe: p.s. PM brought all the pictures to school and everyone thought he was uber hot
THeNkTwAsLiKe: so he was happily dead
i have wierd friends... awesome...but wierd