senpai noticed me

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title: senpai noticed me
genre: crack, fluff, romance
pairing: kaisoo
length: 3.5k
note: this is some shitastic writing. unedited. excuse.
summary: kyungsoo is a fanfic writer and jongin ships kaisoo because of reasons unknown to humankind.

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hello, lien.
you made me read kaisoo
now burn in hell for that (I'll join you)

It's nearly 1am and I am sick and I probably shouldn't comment in this state but I just want to. yes. So let me begin (or try to LOL)

Heck, he might even write a novel dedicated to kyungsoo’s eyebrows.
THIS IS SO ME I swear kyungsoo is not my type but his eyebrows are to die for and I don't even know why--

‘tablowme’. He likes tablo and the rest is pretty much self-explanatory.
why have I never come up with this nickname I mean --

kyungsoo wakes up one day to find out he’s dug a pretty deep grave for himself and he can’t find the strength to rise from it.
FANDOMS.

But since it’s their summer vacation, kyungsoo can’t see why he should be forced to go out in this brilliant, dazzling, ethereal summer afternoon with the birds chirping in trees brimming with young and fresh leaves. It’s obviously the perfect day to stay in.
Oh the horror of the real world.
again, FANDOMS.

baekhyun restrains himself from fist pumping jongin in the face for being jongin.
basically my life. I mean look at him.

So yeah it seems like I am not capable of writing full sentences today but I swear this made me giggle. Kaisoo made me fucking giggle. Are you fucking kidding me because -
(1) Tbh honest I thought jongin was kinda freaky because stalking and such but we're basically the same and that's scary and urghs what are we doing with our lives?! Okay I have no idea what this rant is about but I'll take medication as an excuse and all yeah?
(2)But I really loved the end, kyungsoo being all dumbfounded and all (and why the heck onetaothree I mean I get the pun but JONGIN WHERE DID THIS COME FROM lol)
(3) yay for implied eunhae!

So once again you have proven that you are a wonderful author because how can you write angst and character death and then come up with humor I mean - what the hell is wrong with your brain? haha

LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN (every new story will result in this.)

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SENPAI noticed me(●⌒∇⌒●)

dear eli,
yes yes yes yes omg
did you really have to emphasize kaisoo
i mean oh my god they're practically meant to be
(and i don't have to write a novel about that) & i'll make it my life mission to get you to write kaisoo because HOW CAN YOU NOT.

i would have told you get well soon, but watching kaisoo vids from the channel 'kaisooism' in youtube, sleeping, spazzing over four chinese men, dying, helps too ;}

that you for reading and giggling.
/this is my way of saying hi (because how can i freaking talk to you. your last comment reply was pretty nice but it ..but.. idk.)
if we go on with this, you'll probably run out of love next year ;A; & look who's being modest

/drumrolls because wonderful author-nim eli is wonderful/

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WAIT--

I had to, because you know I normally don't read kaisoo.
if you continue like this I might even..... well. who knows 8D

I actually feel better so there must've been something about this fic.. ha! and excuse me, how am I supposed to concentrate when you're DP keeps humping my eyes like that

I AM A BUNDLE OF RAINBOW LOVE how could I ever stop?! And I told you I'm your fan -insert creeper grin.-
it's you who's modest here because how, how, HOW

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purposely using this dp because yes.

I TOLD YOU, you'd succumb into the pit of kaisoo one of these days :~;
& that's great! you see, kaisoo can also cure sickness
(what am i doing to you oh my god. i don't mean to sound like i'm trying to baptize you into a new religion, no)

come here you and let me hug you to death as roses fill the background and cheesy japanese music starts playing in the background~ no i am srs L [can i call you L because that sounds so hot and myungsoo is gah] i feel like my kokoro's gonna burst with so much feels

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DAMN.

you're handing me the shovel to my grave okay. Also I should mention that myungsoo is my infinite bias and you do evil things to my brain when you call me L so yeah let our kokoro's drown in roses and explode and what do I know

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myungsoo used to be my infinite bias but then i saw sungjong and his legs and his performance where he was in this black dress-whatisthat thing and i dieees.

wait i am having some sekai feels that i will unleash on your comment sec in 'one year, 365 days'

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yes that was sexy indeed.

//weeps