↸ 2nd Heartbreak // A Giant Legion of Them.↸

[uberchickmagnet]

[Phone, Public to Everybody]

Would anyone happen to have some ointment? Or something to at least sooth all these rashes and bite marks?

[Phone, Private]

Gilgamesh, you might need...to enter the house through the backyard, sorry to say. And please watch your step when you do get inside, especially in the living room.

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[evers_hacker]

... I'm guessing you got the spiders, huh? Well, I'm pretty sure I've still got some ointment left.

[uberchickmagnet]

Indeed, I have.

[There's a smile on his end.]

In that case, you wouldn't at least mind sparing some?

[evers_hacker]

Ah, that sucks, those things are... pretty nasty. [And now she forever has a dislike of spiders orz]

I wouldn't mind at all, just tell me where I should deliver it.

[uberchickmagnet]

Mm. Personally, I don't mind, but considering what happened today, I think I'll keep away from them for a while.

Ah, the address? 919 Bilko Boulevard. Just...drop it off a few feet from the front door as a pre-caution, all right?

action?

[evers_hacker]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

All right, I'll be there in a sec, since I live just down the street.

[So a minute later, she'll be outside 919, a few feet away from the front door with the ointment and there's a moment where she contemplates knocking the door and backing the fuck away, before settling for yelling "Hello!"]

Yuuup, action :Db

[uberchickmagnet]

[And thus, Derpmuid opens the door, though he doesn't step outside since all those kooky spiders are kind of crawling over him. Some have also gotten out of the house.

Nevertheless, he gives a smile (kind of strained because all that toxin, ouch), and waves.]

Hello to you too!

.w.b

[evers_hacker]

[Ohgod spiders, must resist urge to run, though she does take a small, tiny step back. But she does wave back]

S-so I just leave this here, right?

... And do you want any help in getting rid of those things?

[uberchickmagnet]

[At least he didn't have a beard full of them.

Also, he nods.]

Mm-hmm! And, not to worry! They aren't that hard to chase out or squish, so I'm all right.

[evers_hacker]

[Yeaaaaah, just gonna eye the spiders crawling all over him and out of the house with a doubtful frown as she places the ointment on the ground.]

... You sure?