:-P

[ubercache]

How many ducks do you have to blow to get a can of dolphin un-safe tuna 'round here?

Jay: Tell me something that no one else knows
Rufus: You masterbate more then anyone else on the planet
Jay: Shit, everbody knows that
Rufus: Yeah, but when you do it, you think about guys

*silence*

Jay: *looks around* dude, not all the time

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[ipris]

how much wood would a wood duck fuck if a wood duck could fuck wood?

[xxsimulacraxx]

"WE LOVE THIS MONKEY!"

boobookittyfuck

[makingsilence]

*knows the location of the C.L.I.T.*