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30 Rock quote of the day, “Lemon, don’t you have a slanket you should be filling with farts”
I came to bed to hear some BBC pompous English announcers discuss Ben Affleck’s ability as a movie’s potential antagonist, I think I want to stab myself with a spork.
Here is my ass in bed, now.
Is trhis visceral enough for you???
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