a side order of WTF & LMAO

[uberangrybeaver]

So I work at a front desk, right...and we DO NOT have room service because;
1) we don't have a restaurant
2) we're a motel
3) we're a Super8 NOT a Hilton!!

Enter man from Ft McKay here on medical referral(a.k.a. STAYING FOR FREE):
Him: Hey you, my food will be here in 10minutes and you deliver right
Me: Sorry Sir we don't have room service, you can make yourself at home in the lobby while you wait though
Him: But my arm here is busted up so I can't walk, so you will deliver
Me: Sir we don't have room service
Him: Please
Me: Okay...

Food arrives in a plastic bag tied neatly for easy carrying with one hand...

I go to his door and knock

Me: Hello, front desk, your food is here
Him: Come in!
Me: Sir I don't have a key
Him: COME IN!
Me: Sir I cannot open the door I have no key
Him(as door opens): I said come in!
Me: here is your dinner, have a good night

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL