Rolando Legacy 1.1
Hello and welcome to the first post of my Infinite Improbability Legacy Challenge. Expect several short updates, and me accidentally breaking rules. But they are accidents, and this is my first challenge challenge, so I'm going easy on myself and learning as I go.
ANYWAYS meet Hubert Rolando and his quaint little shack that I wish I made bigger. Hubert is my very first Male founder as well as my very first challenge Sim. (Also, my very first plump Sim. BUT ISN'T HE SO CUTE?)
His traits make him seem even cuter. Truthfully, I hand picked them myself. I was going to just roll the dice, but I wanted to get attached to him so I wouldn't get bored within the first week. For those who don't know, the Culinary Librarian LTW is just to learn all of the recipes.
His Generation Challenge is called "Hands Off" where he only wants to be romantic with his partner up until she/he gets pregnant. The only way he can ever have romantic relations with her/him again is if he rolls the want.
First thing he did was wander down to the park, where he meets Twyla Summers.
Hubert: So, what do you do for a living?
Twyla: ... it's not obvious? Really? Wow, I'm better at being sneaky than I thought.
Uni brow man demands that you obey him. You can start by giving him a cookie.
For the next two weeks Hubert can't cook with a stove. He ordered one from Sears and that "Next Day Delivery" promise is bullshit. (This is his Mini Challenge)
So for now he's going to be living off of hot dogs at the park and salads.
Hubert: So wait... if you add seasoning that makes things taste better? This book is amazing!
Just in case he needs a midnight snack, he filches all the apples from the park's trees.
I bet it took all of his paperboy earnings in order to buy that cell phone.
Paperboy: Hey there Mr. Boss, it seems the new guy in town is stealing apples and making hot dogs appear out of thin air.
Paperboy: He also left some dirty dishes sprawled out on the picnic tables.
Paperboy: Hold on, he's walking over to me. Gotta run.
Hubert: I wonder how these apples would taste with some grilled fish...
Uni brow man demands the fish to bite. He has to feed his family after all.
Hubert: Oh shi-
Hubert: We'll just... dust that off and put it back on the grill.
World class chef in the making.
Twyla Summers is so sneaky she's INVISIBLE.
Hubert: So Miss. Summers, it appears that talking to you one time yesterday in the park has made me fall madly in love with you.
Twyla: I'm just checking out what he has to steal so I can save up for that missile...
Twyla, be prepared to be disappointed. For this house has nothing in it.
Oh so THAT is where Hubert hid the bills...
Twyla: That'll make you think twice about standing around all day and not getting a job!
Twyla: *sigh* Now I can't throw my candy wrapper away because the trash can is kicked over.
Twyla: What sort of horrible person would kick over a trash can?
Twyla: *picks trash can back up*
Twyla: AH HA! Thought I'd let you get away with standing around again, did you!?
Twyla: GEEZ who keeps kicking this trash can over?
(She only did this about 6 times before Hubert stopped the cycle.)
Hubert: Aw, your eyes are the most lovely color of... pure evil?
Twyla: Teehee, you know how to make a girl blush~
Then Hubert snuck in a kiss before he sent her home.
Hubert: That reminds me of a joke about a frying pan.
Hubert: I better get back to studying how to cook if I want to make some money at my job.
Yeah, because it'd help if he had a fridge or something...
Hubert: Okay, done studying.
Aw. He's like a teddy bear <3
After a long hard day at work, Hubert finally has a fridge. In which he can start making salads.
ANOTHER long day after work and Hubert meets this woman.. man... thingy.
Thingy: Gosh, look at those rolls. Don't you ever think about working out, even jogging?
Hubert: Did you just mention rolls? Mmm.. rolls..
But then Hubert got what she was talking about.
Hubert: Awwh. Why do people have to be so mean?
At least he has Twyla. Who is currently hoping Hubert doesn't find out about getting arrested last night.
Twyla: It's not my fault they had a silent alarm system...
This is so cute. Who knew that a culinary-expertise-wannabe and an evil-mastermind-wannabe would be able to hit it off so well?
Truly, I just wanted to see how this played out. Apparently Twyla has muscles of steel.
Hubert: So anyways, since we've known each other for like... 4 days now... I was wondering if you'd like to be my girlfriend?
Twyla: *the face of indecision*
I'll take that as a yes.
Also, I think they just COMBINED faces. Save it for the bedroom you two.
Hubert: So, wanna make out?
Twyla: Um.. no. Sorry. Toothache.
I really don't want to know what is in that toilet that freaked that chick out so much.
Hubert: So, I think I should mention that my house has been under surveillance by the paper boy. Creepy, huh?
Twyla: ... huh?
Then they ran all the way back to Hubert's house. I'm sure Twyla is used to running, so I have no idea why she fell behind so much.
More counter space, and a nice empty spot for a stove. One day.
I think it still takes Twyla by surprise seeing how little Hubert really has.
Hubert: Sooo, does your tooth still hurt, or can we make out a little...?
Twyla: Nope nope nope, tooth is still in raging pain. RAGING PAIN.
Hubert: Well, do you just want to woohoo then?
Twyla: Hm... okay.
uber_orange : *extremely confused*
They were just going to do it Risky style because I wanted more of a chance to get them married and such.
But that didn't work very well and I heard a jingle anyways.
Twyla: Hey Hubert, want to come back to bed for a little bit?
Hubert: *from bathroom* No thanks! Got to clean things. My tooth hurts. I have a strange bout of erectile dysfunction.
Since she was just laying there for so long beckoning to him, she got a makeover.
Hubert lied to Twyla and said he was going to the dentist for his toothache. He had to get away from her sudden surge of horny-ness. So we take this time to study!
Twyla: *still waiting for Hubert to come back*
Yeah, she only came with two traits and one like.
Meanwhile, Hubert learned his first recipe!
Hubert: I'm so very very proud of myself. *applauds politely* Oh pretty! Falling green letters!
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The first rule I broke was the "Know Three Traits" rule, but I had to... because she only has two traits LMAO.
Also, once she moved in and I realized they most likely wouldn't be getting married because of the generation challenge, I went and changed her last name to Rolando, for my own sanity.