Rumby Legacy 9.2
(ARCHIVE)
Last Time on The Rumby Legacy...
- Coral became an adult finally.
- Mortimer died, shortly followed by Diana ( *sad face* )
- Coral hooked up with the Maid of Convenience Waylon.
- I called Waylon "Waylan" all the way through last update.
- Coral completed her LTW of 13 Perfect Fish in Fish Bowls.
- Coral gave birth to Dorian.
Anyways, onto the update!
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I decided Coral deserved a wedding party by the beach, so we start out with Coral's wedding party by the beach!
Waylon starts the party by pouring everyone a drink (then continued to consume them all then poured some more.)
Waylon: Can't seem... to aim ring in order to get it on finger... vision unfocused...
Coral: TEEHEE
Coral: *easily gets ring on Waylon's finger*
Waylon: WOAH that was like... really easy for you. Did you practice this?
SCENIC WEDDING KISS FTW
Waylon's ex is STARING DAGGERS at Coral.
STARING. DAGGERS.
Way's EX: If only my dagger stares could KILL.
I don't know what this is, but it was in the family inventory, and I love it. Robotfish wants to kill it.
Robotfish: *chargin' his lasers*
Baby pop shot!
Coral: Teehee I'm married now~ ... oh wait, he put the ring on the wrong finger.
She was hungry and I was just too lazy to force her to cook.
Coral: I like the color turquoise. It reminds me of the ocean. ... now you tell me something about yourself.
Waylon: Personally, I like the color violet. It reminds me of that gay bar I used to work at before I became a maid...
Coral: ... what?
Waylon: Um...
If my pregnant woman wants to get a massage at 2AM, she's going to get a massage at 2AM.
Dorian's birthday! Also, can I tell you how much I love that painting?
Here's Dorian with all of his uninteresting toddler stats. He got blonde hair.
*SIGH*
Bea: Oh don't YOU think you're SO CUTE.
Dorian: *is so cute*
Coral: See kiddo, your Grandma stole a lot of things in order to pay for this house.
Coral: I however, fish. It's a good living if you do it at least 10 hours a day.
Coral: At least it's much better than working for THE MAN.
Dorian: *completely bored out of mind*
Waylon's birthday!
What can I say? My sims like their guys old and crusty, but still fertile.
Coral: Oh god, you shouldn't be seeing this...
Dorian: *less bored right now, but rightfully scarred for life*
Bea: Geez Coral, when your water breaks, your water REALLY breaks.
Mortimer? What happened to your shirt?
MORE IMPORTANTLY... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CUP? D:
It's a girl!
Meet Lolicia (I've been pronouncing it Low-Lih-Shee-Ah)
She is Absent Minded and Easily Impressed.
TOO MANY GHOSTS.
Waylon, you get the Awesome Father Award.
Then he went upstairs to hang out with the maid. Who flirted with him and he was all "Ew, no. I'm married."
Then he decided he actually wouldn't mind some flirting.
But she changed her mind about the whole "Old rich men are kinda hot" thing.
... this circle continued for a long time until they were completely in the red.
After a long epic battle between the gnome and the fox, Robotfish lost his life in all the bloodshed. RIP little buddy.
Speaking of gnomes, GNOME ON MY TABLE :D
Lolicia's birthday!
Oh well aren't YOU cute and not blonde :D
She is seriously super cute <333
I accidentally threw in her trait she gets in childhood. Oh well, now you know.
Coral: *completely enamoured by her daughter's cuteness*
Voyeurism at it's finest.
Bea: Oh hey, the repoman. The world's greatest thief. *Sighs in admiration*
It's THE REPOMAN because I fail at paying bills.
First he filched the dishwasher, so the maid was pretty ticked off.
Then the worthless bunny that was stuck in that spot on the floor.
Lolicia: *is just glad her blocks weren't taken* :D
OH GOD NO NOT THE PAINTING-
But he ended up just stealing the rug under the trash can.
Maid: Oh EW. And I just cleaned that. :|
Maid: But that's okay, because you're bring LIFE into the world. :)
BRINGING LIFE INTO THE WORLD.
Coral: Oh god not again...
Waylon: I have to be the hottest, most romantic man in town.
Babysitter: Mr. Rumby, that is... really really creepy.
Aw, Bea :( at least you took your boss with you.
Dorian's birthday!
Dorian: And THIS is the refridgerator... *pauses for laughter*
He grew some hair. DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS PEACH FUZZ, HE HAS A CONDITION.
Dorian's Journal Part I
Dear Diary...
Today I played dollhouse with my little sister.
I do rather like playing with my little sister.
But I've come to learn that I REALLY hate this dollhouse.
Later I learned how to play chess. Though it's an interesting game... wait, no. It's not interesting. Maybe it'd be more interesting if I played it instead of reading about it.
Then the doors of opportunity OPENED for me. I knew I'd be spending pleanty of time in this bookstore from now on.
I was right. Playing chess is much more fun than reading about it. I just beat my first competitor. Myself.
Then I ate some jelly on bread because no one around here makes dinner. I made sure to leave jelly handprints all over the house afterwards. Then I went to bed.
/ End Dorian's Journal Part I
Coral decided to go into labor, only to realize the maid was standing over her bed. And he had been standing there for a good few hours too.
Maid: I wasn't hovering over you, enjoying your scent, and listening to your snores...
Maid: Oh ew, you wet the bed.
Coral: I HATE THIS PART OF BABY MAKING
Waylon: OH GEEZ MY PREGNANT WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH
Waylon: So anyways, as I was saying, I think this house needs a computer. A stationary one, because people tend to hide laptops in their inventories...
Coral: Um, guys? Maybe a little coaching will help the process along?
Waylon: You know son, sometimes I wonder if your mother could still love an old fart like me...
Dorian: Aw Dad, don't be like that..
Coral: THE BABY IS COMING..
Dorian: Yeah dad, you still got game. Don't let age slow you down.
Waylon: Thanks, son.
Coral: It's a boy!
Meet Arden Rumby, who Hates the Outdoors and is Clumsy.
This is the last thing Bea ever stole. It's staying out in the yard as a trophey from now on.
This baby sitter was useless. He just stood outside for a LONG time thinking about all of the children.
Dorian is a VERY AWESOME brother. Even though his sister is sitting in a puddle from the toddler potty... AH well it was cute anyways.
Coral: You should skip school once and a while.
Dorian: What, so I can help take care of the baby? I don't think so. :|
Waylon: HALP. TRASH CAN BLOCKING GNOME IS BLOCKING THE TRASH CAN.
Gnome: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
This was supposedly a game of tag.
Waylon ONCE AGAIN wins the Awesome Father Award.
Lolicia's birthday!
As well as Arden's!
Okay NOW she is officially a vegetarian.
And Arden is- OH GOD ARDEN IS A BLOCK MOSNTER BABY.
Okay, that's better. Wait no, no it's not. He's blonde :|
So now if I was basing my decision for heir on hair color, Lolicia would so be in the lead.
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Playing too much Sims 3... must slow down... *most likely isn't going to be slowing down*