Rumby Legacy 6.1
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Sterling still believes he is gorgeous, and who am I to tell him otherwise?
I love Diana even more suddenly because she... autonomously started watering the plants? Is this even possible?
Linda went into town to sell her $12,000 worth of produce, and met this lovely young man. Who thinks Linda is a reporter that wants to interview him.
That kid: YES! My mom said I'd NEVER get into the newspaper, BUT I PROVED HER WRONG!
Linda: I'm definitely not a reporter though...
That kid: HEAR THAT MOM!? I'm a SUCCESS!
Random guy: URRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH CONSTIPATION
I see some sort of sitcom being produced here. I can almost hear the theme song.
MY GNOMIES HAVE TALENT.
That Kid followed Linda home. It's times like these where I'm very proud of how my Sims turned out.
Diana: Hello? There's something ugly in the way and I can't do my homework!
OH GOD NO THAT POOR KID IS GOING TO BE KIDNAPPED BY THE ARMY AND FORCED TO CLEAN BATHROOMS WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.
Diana was exhausted, so instead of letting her sleep, Linda decided she wanted to play catch.
Instead of playing catch, Diana took the last bit of energy she had to dash into her brother's room and pass out.
Diana: NO. Seriously Mom, I do NOT want to play catch with you. I NEED SLEEP.
I feel like I'm constantly baby sitting her. She's always interupting the kids who are either trying to sleep or do their homework or eat :|
Apparently something really hot just walked into the room.
And something did! Bella! Who I just realized is wearing matching tops with Diana...
DAMNIT LINDA, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE. I am SO GLAD she's going to die soon.
Linda: You know, I have another son named Neil...
Bella (speaking loudly and slowly): I AM GOING OUT... WITH STEEERRRRLLLLIIIING. THE INTERESTING GOOD LOOKING ONE.
Sterling: She's right, I am good looking.
Linda: It's time for my nap! :D
Family conference! And look who's not invited. I don't even know what Neil does all day.
Sterling: You'd look hot in a maid's uniform.
Bella: Oh you...
Sterling: You'd look even hotter doing the dishes in a maid's uniform.
Bella: Oh stop it- wait what?
At least she has a good sense of humor. ... no really, she has that trait.
Linda: IT'S MY NAP TIME... SOME GIRL IS SLEEPING IN MY BED!
Yeah, I don't know why Bella is still there either. She lives RIGHT across the street.
My gnomes prevent people from entering the garden. They do this a lot actually.
I moved them over to the tree. Take THAT inanimate objects!
Yay it's Sterling's birthday!
Which means SUPER BIRTHDAY TIME with COMPLETE STRANGERS!
Yeah, he still looks awesome.
Neil: What are you still doing here? It's 2AM.
RandomGuy: HELP! THIS CAKE HAD POISONING IN IT AND NOW I NEED TO SLEEP.
Neil: No seriously, it's 2AM. Leave.
Stupid red head chick, go home.
SRHC: Boo! You guys are poor hosts! I'm tired and you haven't offered to let me spend the night or anything!
Oh Sterling, stop making me love you so much.
Sterling: You know, I was kinda hoping when you grew up your boobs would be PLANET sized. I guess I can't win everything.
Bus: *Stealthily backs up over Bella and Sterling*
Sterling: Since we just survived that near death experience, wanna get married?
Bella: Wow! That diamond is... really disappointing. But okay.
So they got married out side of her house? Because she ran over there as soon as they got engaged?
Sterling: I GOTTA PEE NOW
Bella: I've got to pee too!
Sterling: If you must, do it out here, not on the floor inside. I just mopped.
Diana doesn't approve of her sister-in-law yet. She's upset she wasn't invited to the wedding. She got all dressed up and everything.
Kay, bye Neil. *waves*
Sterling: Bella, your shoes won't all fit in my closet. You'll need to throw some away.
Bella: I'm going to be a cop. I can own as many shoes as I want.
Linda: Has anyone seen my slippers? I lost them again.
Linda: Also, I saw you eating our food and not cleaning up after yourself! You should be ashamed.
RedHeadChick: It's because I hate you all.
Bella got a make over!I kinda hate her lips, but I'd love to see some of those eyes in the 7th generation. They are HUGE.
Yeah, that's right. You die. I'm tired of constantly having to take care of you :|
RedHead: *yawn* Well this visit has been great and all but I think I'm going to leave...
Grim, could you please take the red head chick with you? I'm tired of her visiting all the time.
Grim: GAH I can't send the old person to her grave if there is an old dead person in the way! HALP
*sigh*
Grim: I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Oh well, I'm sure she'll find it herself. *vanishes*
Bella: Oh... oh god! I am so sorry. I had no idea some one was taking a bath in here. I mean, the locked door, the singing the "do not disturb" sign... I had no clue.
Bella: Oh, I forgot to bring a magazine for when I take a dump...
Diana: *blushing*
Diana: First my mom dies, then this!?
Bella: Oh yeah, that old lady died.
Bella: Yeah, that was pretty neat. *Grin*
Bella: I mean.. oh nooo, Linda died... um... *sob*
Oh hi Mortimer with your crazy hair.
Bella popped! Yay Bella!
Diana went over to some kid's house. I think the kid is that black blob looming in the background.
BlackBlob: I have NO idea how I did it, but I got her to visit! Score!
Diana: I have to leave now.
Bella is excited for her Ratitoullie or whatever it is.
Number one, Diana is about to get her ass kicked. Number two, cool! Random seeds I found = Life Plant!
Birthday time for Diana! Who is appropriately in her swim suit.
Oh GOD do I love her. She is so pretty <333 she will make me awesome babies.
With MORTIMER. Who is instantly in love with her. Right? Right.
Speaking of love, Bella is wishing that was something she hadn't done a few days ago.
Meet Eveline! She is friendly and absent minded.
The sooner she pops another baby out, the sooner she can go to work and complete her life time wish of being a forensic specialist, and earning money so Sterling can be Swimming in Cash.
Diana is being blinded by her own fumes. Also, this is one of those rare times you see her in her every day clothes.
Mortimer: I'm wearing black, you're wearing black, we were made for eachother!
Mortimer: Just to give you something to think about. I've got to go to work now.
Check out Mr. Blue Shoes. Worst outfit combo ever.
Bella: lol tiny cars
Yes, that's right. You give me more babies :|
Mortimer: LOL HI I'M BACK
Only to leave again a few minutes later.
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MY BACK HURTS SO MUCH KILL ME PLZ