Rumby Legacy 5.3
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We start this legacy entry with:
A BUNCHA BIRTHDAYS
First is Sterling, who is appropriately excited for his teenage years.
Flirty, eh? I don't think Bella will like that...
Or maybe she will.
Oli got kinda sorta wrinkly.
Speaking of Bella, here she is.
Still a child, and rather creeped out by the fact Sterling is JUST in his undies.
Sterling, wipe that peda-smile off your face.
I seriously can not approve of this, even if she's going to be a teen in just a few days.
Diana: You know what pisses me off!? Partly cloudy skies! Kinda like today!
Diana: I bet it's all your fault for the partly cloudy skies today.
Neil: Back off crazy sister, I have pepper spray...
First I was all pointing and laughing at Oli's misfortune.
But then I realize it was much worse than a shock D: WTF NOT ANOTHER ONE.
MY MEN ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO FIX ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
Neil: Hey daddy, can you make me a samm- OH GOD DADDY NO
And thus the trauma begins.
I have a feeling Marla installed that evil trash compactor.
Marla: Muaha, yet another Sim has fallen to the mighty trash compactor. Aw shit, is that my stupid son? D:
Sterling: MOM DAD IS DEAD
Linda: Yeah! Stand outside in your underwear, son! You show the MAN you are a free and half-nude spirit!
Sterling: WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?
Then Linda promptly went upstairs to play guitar in her daughter's room, waking her up, and bringing everyone back to the realization there father was dead.
Good parenting Linda!
Linda: OH GOD MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
GET OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S BED PLZ.
SEE? Mr. Gnome enjoys the panelling! PANELLING IS COOL.
This is the super long line to talk to the maid. :|
Promptly after everyone talked to him, he left without doing ANYTHING.
NO MARLA NO
I CAN'T LOSE ANOTHER ONE D:
THAT MEANS I ONLY HAVE ONE GENERATION OF IN-GAME-BORN SIMS RIGHT NOW!
Then I went downstairs for a second, and my cat took this wonderful picture of the ground. It IS wonderful, right? I'm so glad my cat and I can bond like this.
Linda: HELLO? My husband just died! This bitch is just trying to steal the spotlight!
Linda: You take everything I love away from me. :(
Grim: Eh. It's what I do.
Seriously Marla? I thought you'd be one of the few to shake his hand.
Apparently the house is filled with too many death fumes and everyone needed to evacuate the building.
Then Linda tries to commit suicide by eating raunchy old pancakes.
Linda, that doesn't really look like you're upset...
Neil's birthday. Sterling finds it hilarious for some reason.
Neil: My Grandma isn't here to see me grow up! ;___;
Sterling: HAHA Grandma saw ME grow up! ... geez, now I'm hungry.
Wow, Neil. You have officially become MORE boring than your Great Uncle Connor.
Also, I wanted to give at least ONE of my Sims glasses. So Neil gets them :D
I sent him to the pool for his birthday. He left AS SOON as he got there.
Not soon enough for me not to see this.
That's right. You enjoy that hot dog.
Bella: SUP Sterling? I heard your Dad AND Grandma died within a two day period. Must be rough.
Sterling: WHY.. MUST YOU... REMIND ME?
But he forgives her, of course.
Then this stalker lady Neil briefly met at the pool stopped by uninvited?
Creepy stalker lady, you are WAY too old for Neil.
Linda: BUAAAAAAAAAH MY...
Linda: MOTHER IN LAW IS DED
What? Seriously? You HATED her.
Linda: I KNOW THOUGH... she will always be in my heart.
I'm not buying this bullshit :|
Sterling: Well, even though I know it's your fault Dad and Grandma died, I still love you. Kinda.
Neil: Wait, what?
Sterling: YEAH! WOO! MY GIRLFRIEND!
Bella: He's in his underwear... again...
Since we don't see enough of Diana, here's her "Yes mother, that plate of food was.. um... special." face.
My family doesn't know how to cook.
But Neil lives by the "Try try... and try again" life style.
What is with my Sims doing their homework in their sibling's room?
Diana's birthday!
Now she's also athletic!
I still love her.
She is just gorgeous.
Also, she's soon going to be BUFF.
LINDA UM... STILL PLAYS GUITAR AND EXISTS.
Some how Sterling managed to break his neighbor's invisble shower.
Nice going Sterling.
The kids do their homework together! :D
Linda: Hey there Diana! Doing homework? Okay then, just ignore me! ILU! :D
Diana: My brother is staring at me funny! I feel uncomfortable!
Sterling: PHOO! I blow my eraser dust on you!
Diana: I do not appreciate that.
Sterling: Where else was I supposed to blow it? On the floor!?
Diana: That would have been the ideal situation.
Sterling: It's not my fault you got in the way of my erase dust.
Diana: I'm still upset, and Fresh Prince isn't heightening my mood like it usually does.
HI OLI
Staring... out the window I see...
These two RACED for the last piece of cake.
Obviously Sterling won.
Diana: OH SO HUNGRY. NEED... FOOD...!
Sterling: Should have ran faster.
So I sent the three to the pool!
... Neil almost left, but decided to play video games instead.
Diana, I'm not sure there are any fish in that pool.
Also, what happened to your swimsuit you were wearing a few minutes ago? D:
Sterling: My sister is weird.
Sterling: Your face is weird.
Diana: This is why you don't have any friends at school.
Sterling: Oh yeah? Well at least I don't have imaginary friends like you.
Sterling: I'm embarassed to be related to you since you're so crazy.
Diana: Why I never!
Diana: I formally complain that you have shamed me, brother.
Sterling: Oh great, now she's talking in a boring way.
Diana: Well, at least my only friend isn't my girlfriend.
Sterling: I'm bored now
Diana: STERLING STILL WETS THE BED! I SHOULD KNOW, I LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS HIM!
Sterling's interaction was litteraly: Talk about Diana's face.
What..?
Old lady: Back in my day we had much more respect for our siblings! Plus I heard you wet the bed.
Oh Diana. You should be out having fun, not... doing homework.
Meanwhile at home...
Neil: Wow, I really suck at this game. :(
This is the very moment that Sterling became obsessed with his own face.
And THIS is the moment where he decided he had a nice bod too.
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I'm smelling my first double heir generation. I don't think I'd be able to part with either Sterling or Diana. >>