Rumby Legacy 5.1
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Through this entire entry I called Oli "Dillon" instead. So I had to go back through and fix it xD
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Marla got her promotion to Emperor of Evil!
Now she glows red (pink?) whenever she's being evil :D which is AWESOME.
YES. DIE. DIE YOU OLD BAT.
I mean, oh my. What a shame. diediediediedie
Chastity: Aw, I was almost going to beat the record too for longest living Sim...
Of course now we start the dramatics.
Marla: OH MOMMY WHY!?
Marla: WHYYYY!?
Something tells me you get a sick enjoyment from this.
Marla and I have a lot in common.
Sonia: Mom, you're glowing... something about that just isn't right.
Aliah: WAHHH GRANDMA MADE ME LOVE HER TOO MUCH AND NOW THIS WILL UPSET ME FOR YEARS TO COME!
First I was all: Why are my ghosts boo'ing death?
Shouldn't this excite them that they have a new friend to hang out with in the ground?
(Because I imagine all my ghosts sleeping in the ground until night time.)
But it turns out Marla's obvious evil-ness upsets all my Good sim ghosts.
Of course Chastity is the only Sim I've ever had that went out without begging for her life.
Also Oli: You are facing the wrong way.
Heck yes! 7 grave stones! WOO!
THE VERY NEXT DAY:
Birthday time!
I decided Oli will be my heir because I feel that he may provide me some excellent 6th generation children.
(Since his father had blond hair, I thought maybe, just maybe...)
Oli: All of my dreams have come true! What could I possibly wish for!? Oh yeah... my other sisters to move out. That'd be nice.
Why the hell are my ghosts out in the day time? As if I don't get enough of them during the night.
Marla and I don't approve of your hair, Oli.
Oli: My hair confuses me as well. I think Grandpa Dillon spiked my cake.
Great Kisser? Seriously? Lmao it doesn't fit the rest of his traits at all.
Also, he completely flunked school because he kept skipping and not doing his homework. Just saying.
Okay Oli! Off you go!...
To the park!
I was about to have him hit up this chick, but apparently she's married to that guy.
I just avoided A LOT of drama by not talking to her.
You know, with Oli's amazing lips and all.
Jena: WOAH MY BROTHER IS OVER THERE... playing chess.
So they greeted and danced for hours while I waited for a cute Sim girl to come by.
None showed up. :|
Reid: Booooo! I disaprove of you evily eating cake!
Marla: I'm getting really sick and tired of the ghosts booing me.
I had Marla invite this chick over, who if you remember she had to make friends with a LONG time ago for her work.
I think she and Oli could work out? (I WANT BLOND BABIES)
THIS IS PRETTY. RIGHT? RIGHT.
Oli is still hunting for a bride-to-be. (Blond chick fled the scene once Dillon asked if she was single.)
Oli is failing horribly at this task.
Marla and I are getting fed up with the ghosts breaking everything.
(THEY WON'T GO AWAY. WHY?!)
Sonia: That chair is floating. This upsets me. :(
That's right Miss. Linda. You WILL be in this legacy.
You AND your blond hair.
Aw, that's cute :D
blondbabiesblondbabiesblondbabies
And of course a quick wedding ceremony...
... and we are off to bed to make GEN SIX.
She really is rather nice looking.
Next generation though I'll need to find a 'different'looking spouse.
Maybe with a big nose, or chubby cheeks or something.
This is their honeymoon. Reading books.
YES. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU CHANGE INTO YOUR MATERNITY CLOTHES.
AND YOU LIKE IT.
Oli... can you seriously NOT notice that you are floating...?
(DAMN GHOSTS. GO AWAY ALREADY.)
Reid: Does nothing phase him?
Oli: I'm PRACTICING my GAME
Marla doesn't think that Sonia is funny enough.
Sonia finds this offensive and frustrating.
Birthday time!
Gah! Sonia! Watch out behind you!
Linda: Wow... that must be pretty awkward.
Sonia: *cough sputter*
Yet the party goes on!
... and on...
HOLY SHIT YOU DAMN GHOSTS. GO BACK TO BEING DEAD OR I WILL ANIAHLATE YOU.
Marla: Ewww! Look at my hand! It's all wrinkly.
I'm sure that's not the only wrinkly thing.
Yaaay for more mature/not maxis hair!
swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa
(This is my cat's caption, not mine. He likes to get creative when I leave the room.)
Yup, still looking pur-ty pregnant there, Linda.
(This was around the time I moved them into a new house because I could NOT get rid of the ghosts.
So I forced placed all the gravestones into their family inventory with moveobjects on, moved them to a new house, then placed all the grave stones in the local cemetary. :D )
YAY NEW GARDEN.
*loves my gardens*
Marla still thinks her children would be better off reading a book.
Sonia: I made food all by myself :)
Good for you. No, seriously, since you didn't eat a cake slice, I am rather proud.
I'm sure going into labor at the top of the stairs is perfectly safe.
Meet Sterling Rumby! He hates the outdoors, and is excitable.
Really, these self-driving cars worry me.
Aw, how cute. Oli realizes he has a baby!
Sterling then becomes the #1 Most Loved Baby In My Game Ever.
More babies!
Linda: I should write a book about this.
Death ruins Oli's chances of winning chess matches at the chess tournament :|
Also, it ruins this guy's chances of every finding a date.
Aliah: Seriously, NO ONE is steering this thing? I could just leave at any
second and no one would find about about me being out after curfew? Sweet.
Really, of ALL the people in the house, she gets scolded by Linda, her sister-in-law.
Revenge.
Marla, seriously? An infant? :|
Marla: What do you need candy for? You don't even have teeth.
Marla: Then again my teeth aren't even REAL.
Sterling: *doesn't quite know what just happened, but doesn't like it.*
Back-To-Back Birthdays!
Well, it was certainly fun having them around. Too bad it's time for them to leave. *Punts them out of house*
Linda: Oh hey guys, sorry to ruin the party and all, but I think my water just broke.
Everyone: OH MY GOD!!! HOSPITAL! WE NEED TO GO TO HOSPITAL!
Yet another boy! His name is Neil and he is a clumsy genius JUST like his dad.
Marla, I'm not sure I feel comfortable with you evily holding the baby...
Anyways, birthday for Sterling!
YES. BLOND HAIR. I HAVE COME OUT VICTORIOUS.
Oli once again proves to be a good father by rolling the "Teach Sterling THIS" wants.
(That's my rule. The only people that can teach things are the people with the WANT to teach it.)
I lurve my Garden.
Garrett the gnome loves it too. He spends all his time there.
Make me a girl now please? I would like a blond girl :)
Sterling: This is not a fire truck! THIS is a rabbit! And I don't like that.
Sterling: Oh god, Grandma is right behind me, isn't she?
Yeah, that would terrify the shit out of me too.
... Marla, what did you put in the milk? D:
D:... MARLA?
Baby bump!
(Kinda.)
sterling still proves to be the most loved baby/toddler ever.
But screw that, because it's birthday time for Neil! Who is rather pleased that he survived being a baby.
(NO ONE would take care of him. Once and a while some one would pick him up and change his diaper, but otherwise he just laid in his crib and screamed.)
Yay, another blond! With purple eyes!
Oli is working on his LTW to become a Chess Champ or something.
He lost to this guy several times before he actually won a game.
Toddler spam!
/Spam
Neil, don't get any weird ideas.
Yes! At last! Score One for Oli!
Then Oli went about teaching his son about the moon.
Oli: Now the chances of there being aliens on the moon are pretty low, but I don't like taking any chances...
Chastity decided she wanted to play with Sterling.
But Sterling hasn't forgotten the candy swipage.
I don't think he'll ever forget.
Pregnant woman goes in...
... baby comes out!
Meet Diana Rumby, she is clumsy and neurotic.
That's a headcount of 6 clumsy sims this legacy.
Neil sees you, and likes what he sees. :D
Neil has no problem with playing with bunnies.
Oh Oli, I love you and your good-father-like-qualities.
Marla: I wanted to tell you... I am the Emporer of Evil.
Oli: (I could write a book about this!)
Linda, I'm sure the fence appreciates the effort of playing guitar for it... but seriously, it's just a fence. :|
More wins for Oli!
Neil: You know what I hate? How our sister cries RIGHT when I fall asleep.
Sterling: I don't care. One day I'm going to rule the world and she'll be working under me. Then I shall exact my revenge.
Neil: ... what?
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Instead of posting this right away, I let it sit around so I could play more Sims. :D
Also, the Family Tree has been updated, as well as Meet the Rumby's. You can find
both in the Archive.