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mahahaha
that fire engine, man
AMAZE
i cant believe how funny it is
im NEVER deleting it, claire
MEMORIES MAN
oh, *sighs*
funny as fucking hell man.
OI, ARE YOU IN THE SAUCEPAN???
it doesnt matter when i shavemylegs post my letter...
spppeeeeeeccchhhh! *grabs breasts*
LOVE
PAWS
he he he he he he he
whats happening to my fringe man?
grrrr
and i say man far too much man
DARGH!
oh yes, that video i made
in the bath
amaze man
innit
mahahahahahahahahahahaha
yes, i did!
ergh, that FORK in the ear thing
that was odd...(claire)
huh
and THAT is a bunch of hoo-hah!
"and your mom looking less than impresses as a bunny"
gotta LOVE that mcfly
oh BAYBEE
GO!!!!!!!
chillie thon a-mundo
chiklly-a-rooney
ANDY-a-rooney
and claire-a-mundo
YOUR NEW NICKNAMES
IT MAKES FOR GOOD WATCHIN....
since when did i say that?
I NEED A PEE....
*drunken singing*
GELLS IN THE NAAAAAHHHHT
amongst some OTHER offences
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
fire engine, put out the fire!!!
cue REAL fire engine driving past
the best fucking timing EVER
bar claires magic waiter coming to serve us
but we have VIDEO EVIDENCE of the fire engine RIGHT THERE
reeeeelight mah fire
andy wants to be a fire engine when he wakes up
grows up....
so, claire-a-mundo
wheres spanky? i need to text kash
no
call her
easier
imma ignore andy-a-rooney tonight
rargh
i read more catcher in the rye
and
people DO like
ALAN
claire, you do, and so do i
im sure someone else likes him
SAM hewitt, and laura!
she'll make you smell her cut!
mahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
eeeeeeeeeeew
BLING BLING
on every finger
YOU, dipshite.
would you like an apple?
*grabs apple*
your boob is golden delicious
oh
sorry
just the nipple area.
*grabs nipple*
*num-chuckkahs*
uhuhuhuhhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhu
BORED
as hell
2 gangs, in BAAAAHHHHHHstourbridge
there were FIFTY people
oh my JOG
happy slapping
mahahahahahahahahahahahaha
must dash
to the loo
cos i need it
and have to go to form
and RE
where no one has done the work
and then to geog where i STILL havent done the work
oh well
NO MOTIVATION
WHATSOEVER
imma go
love you
x