Blue Martini...
Last night I had a new experience. I was at the Blue Martini with my new friend from Philly, Reece, and all of a sudden I felt a deliberate grab to my irresistible ass. I looked at him, but he had a cocktail in one hand and a smoke in the other; so I turned around and realized that a black, thugged-out, midget had taken the liberty of stealing a midget sized handful of my caboose. It was a run by ass grabbing. When I turned around in shock and confronted him- he threw his hands up and started apologizing as if it was an accident. Accident my ass (no pun intended)...Midgets these days, really. No scruples. Not people in general, just midgets, are absolutely unscrupulous. Seriously, what is the world coming to, when you can't go one night without having a thrugged-out midget grab your ass? After writing this post I realized how much I like the word "Midget", but sadly it is not politically correct; so, therefore, from here on out, it will be my new favorite swear word. Do you concure?
Midget, Midget, Midget,
*Savvy*
(midget,midget...)
Midget, Midget, Midget,
*Savvy*
(midget,midget...)