An endless abyss...

[uber_corp]

No matter how much I rape, bludgeon, pillage, or steal, my bank account continuously becomes overdrawn. I lost over $300 dollars this week just from overdraft fees. Bullshit. I yelled fuck, cunt, and cocksucker at a bank teller about 20 times, and now am feeling a bit remorseful. I'm supposed to be leaving for Colorado in 4 days and I have 32 cents in my bank account. I already bought my plane ticket, but as for spending cash? To no avail. I will figure it out though; I always do. It's a bit ironic, with all the fucking rain in Portland, how is it that I am having the worst drought financially? Not to mention ye olde love life... but we won't talk about that. It just seems as though I thrive on making mistakes. Never learn. To my friends: I am like drama quicksand, run away as fast as your wee legs can carry you.

I drank an exorbitant amount of ice tea today, I'm talking gallons. I think I have a serious problem on my hands. Somebody should throw an intervention party in my honor, but make sure that Ice Tea and chicken fried steak is on the menu. Well that might defeat the purpose of the intervention, but those things never work anyway.

A messy drunk phone call was made from my phone to an unwilling participant. It was uncalled for and I am very sorry. Yous guys knows whos yous guys are.

I have a raging headache and I'm sure I'm giving one to you to from listening to my bullshit. So I will subject you no longer. I feel as th